Sleb MasterChef 2024: raw lamb and burnt caramel, no doubt

[GrouchyKiwi]

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Hello!

If I said what I think. I might get kicked out.😇

See you on Tuesday!

Dead EastEnder and Gladiator.

Don't they all come back from the dead in EastEnders these days?

Not this one Esma

I know no-one next week.

If that means Russell Crowe there's a 97% chance he might lamp Gregg with a frying pan.

One can hope!

He was the BBC rugby pundit for ages but seems to have become daytime telly

Just place marking. I’ve only just started watching.

I've caught up with the first episodes. Why all the hate for H?
There's zero point in him lying about his previous cooking skills and knowledge. Loads of celebrities have been crap then become great after a couple of challenges

And please, please, please get it into John's head that they are cooking for "Gregg and me" not "Gregg and I".

Same days and times this week

• Tuesday 8pm
• Thursday 8pm
• Friday 9pm

I'm watching but mostly on catch up this year. Shame about Edith, she's a better cook than H.

I regularly cook potatoes with honey and wholegrain mustard, so I didn't think that was particularly weird tbh. At least once every series though, Gregg pretends he hasn't heard of a combination I think is normal — didn't he say chocolate and cherry was unusual in the pleb series?

He was open-mouthed about chocklit and orange one year…

Yes, @Marseillaise, every episode I shout 'Gregg and me! It's Gregg and me!' at the TV...

I suspect that is chorused throughout the land. Though in my case it's accompanied by various epithets like "you fuckwit".

See also "It's sodding TURMeric, not tyoomeric, read the bloody word for once in your life".

Yes and he was very worried about cooking kale recently- oh the jeopardy!

Right. I’ve finally caught up, although I missed quite a bit of that last episode as the cat was demanding that I chase her around the house.

The things we do for our pets, lol!

Evening, mon petits pois.

Now watching... Only heard of Danielle...

Evening! I know the comedian. That is all.

'20 up for it celebrities.'

Did a horny Gregg write that intro at 3a.m. one long, lonely night?

0 from 5 for the Grumpy New Zealander.