LOVE ISLAND 3: Joey's Invincible, Konnor's Invisible, Nicole is Incensed and Jess, of course, is The Prize. NO SPOILERS!

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LOVE ISLAND 2, It's as awful as always! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5101982-love-island-2-its-as-awful-as-always

Tbh though, I remember when Joey was on celebrity juice, he thought London was a country etc so I don’t blame Blade for thinking that really

I mean Joey has made an entire career around being as thick as mince so he can’t be that affronted!

Also when he said "don't judge a book by it's cover", was that his admission that he totally overplays his stupidity for his brand? I mean it's clear he does this, but I don't think there's any chance the next Albert Einstein is lurking beneath 🙄

The chat between Ciaran and Nicole the other night was weird. She was nitpicking as usual, then literally out of nowhere they both said "I love you".
Weird how it was almost used to draw a line, but not naturally

If Matilda doesn't call Jess out for her blatant lies to her, it's clear she's fake as fuck. We can all see she has a temper and obviously Jess has already rubbed her up the wrong way. If she actually had brains she'd realise drama with Jess isn't something she needs to avoid to get in the public's favour.

They just seem to use it as a sticking plaster don't they? I'm really pissed off, this isn't resolved, but I can't be bothered to argue about it anymore.

WHO'S EMMMMAAAAGGGHH????

(sorry couldnt resist)

It’s probably already been shared but even the England men’s team are caught up in the ‘WHO’S EMMMMMMMAA’ drama 😂😂

Apparently someone walks after their partner is dumped in another surprise dumping according to the daily mail.

The person that walks is one of the most popular islanders apparently. Could it be Ciaran or Joey? Possibly Joey to save face knowing he won't win this late on if he recouples with a new bombshell...the cynic in me also thinks he's probably had enough of it in there!

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13611305/amp/Love-Island-star-QUITS.html

I had no idea who Joey was before Love Island but it was him who educated me on his lack of intelligence - I’m pretty sure in one of his first episodes on Love Island he mentioned that he always knew he wasn’t smart and didn’t try to be and how he’s used it for his own good to build a career. So is he now saying he is smart? 🙄

Is it Nicole dumped and Ciaran follows 😕Its all over SM about Nicole being abusive.

I thought this too!

given the Islander who chose to walk is one of the 'most popular' and they had hoped they would recouple with a bombshell yet to enter the villa.

Sounds like MiMii, as we predicted…

Can't be though as she has no partner to walk with her.

I reckon either Nicole gone & Ciaran walks or Jessy gone & Joey walks.

Are there currently more girls than boys? If so, surely it'll be a girl who's dumped, then her partner leaves with her.

I think the same as others - Nicole followed by Ciaran or Joey and Jessie.

I think Joey was told in the early years to really use this 'stupidity' as an identity almost. He's not as stupid as some of the things he comes out with; he plays on it massively. But I do think now he's a little older perhaps not so much...

But he definitely had his own mental health issues, he's got dyslexia and he also just isn't a grade A kinda student!

His whole team have pushed this stupid persona for him over the years for publicity. Wild really.

I agree too.

Ciaran needs to run for the hills though.

Yeah I think it’s Nicole & Ciaran! Shame Nicole ruined things for them!

But the daily mail is often inaccurate so maybe not.

When it said in the article “and they had hoped they would recouple with a bombshell yet to enter the villa” that doesn’t sound like either of them so I’m not too sure. We will see!

But surely it wouldn't be a shock if Ciaran leaves with Nicole?? The article says they weren't expecting this to happen

I feel for Nicole - I know she’s a nightmare - but I really worry for her mental health once she sees what has been written and said about her. She needs proper professional help and Ciaran needs not to be with her. He is far too young (sorry Ciaran) to be dealing with problems of this seriousness.

Who decided who was leaving though? Was there a vote I missed?

If it is Ciaran and Nicole, I really hope his family and friends can talk some sense into him or once he's got some time away from Nicole, he can see things mire clearly. I was really interested to see how whoever went in for him would handle the situation. I was half hoping they'd take a cake in for him with a file hidden inside so he could release himself from Nicole's handcuffs 🙈