LOVE ISLAND 3: Joey's Invincible, Konnor's Invisible, Nicole is Incensed and Jess, of course, is The Prize. NO SPOILERS!

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LOVE ISLAND 2, It's as awful as always! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5101982-love-island-2-its-as-awful-as-always

Hmmmm, let’s see if Nicole will accept any responsibility.

They absolutely are 💯

Nicole and Ciaran are toxic as fuck, if they win it’s a travesty.

Has there been a vote??!

What’s this song playing, cover of what?

Honestly who cares about these two, they didn’t even do a dramatic build up to the results!

Another win for smug Jess though, that’s annoying.

That was the quickest dumping ever!

It’s a Nirvana cover - Heart Shaped box

WAs it Nirvana's Heart Shaped Box?

Oh Nirvana-couldn’t place it

Can't say I'm sorry to see the back of Ellie-the-shitstirrer

How on earth are Konnor and Emma making it through with literally 0 screen time 😂

Nicole gets so angry so quickly! She starts shaking and kicking her leg. She needs therapy and fast

So glad Ellie got dumped. She was absolutely horrid.

That last conversation between Nicole and Ciaran was the height of toxicity. I think he's being drawn into the high highs and the low lows of being with Nicole. She needs serious help. The girls don't even say anything anymore. The boys can also see that it's ridiculous. Them saying "you can't win" shows it. It's horrible to watch

Will looks like Jim Fenner from Bad Girls. It’s the hair.

Agreed! If carian and Nicole win it's a joke. They won't last outside the villa. You can already see that he will endure toxic emotional abuse from her

Bet when the parents go in, it'll be all "oh you're perfect for each other" just for the win. They need to tell their kids some truths

What did that guy say about Konnor

That he had no seasoning @Lovehaterelationshipwiththeschoolholidays - I assume that means he thinks he's bland.

Why is it after I watch love island, I come on to this thread to read all the comments. I read it in a Welsh accent for some strange reason lol I’m Scottish 😂
But seriously Jess is horrible, she thinks she’s cock of the walk!!

They need to do a recoupling and let the girls choose ..... that would be interesting 🤪🤪

Movie night is one of the best episodes is the series. More than anything it has had me laughing so much especially when they laugh at themselvEs

Joey, Ayo and Will (?) were awful as is Jess

Nicole is batshit but I remember they didn't something to Dani Dyer when the boy she was with hadn't done anything really and they gave him a bad edit and I think she took it badly IIRC

I think Uma and Mimi have a lovely friendship and new Jess (is that her name?) seems lovely

I’m on the fence about new Jess - I don’t think she’s a particularly mean girl or anything but she says all this stuff to Mimi and then sits kissing Ayo in front of her when Mimi is very obviously upset. I think she knows Mimi is very popular and wants to be seen as “compassionate” but I don’t think that she has been compassionate at all. Asking the recently heartbroken girl if there is anything she’d like to ask you is the height of insensitivity.

She looked very uncomfortable during Umar’s outburst- because she’s caused exactly the same sort of upset to Mimi.

I can’t stand Matilda - she gets angry so quickly. Sean’s been an asshole and so has Jess which must be horrible but she still goes to 100mph v v quickly.

I hated all the gaslighting of the girls tonight. There are some really unpleasant boys this year.

Joey is seriously rattled by Blade.