LOVE ISLAND 3: Joey's Invincible, Konnor's Invisible, Nicole is Incensed and Jess, of course, is The Prize. NO SPOILERS!

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Showing my age but reminds me of Reservoir Dogs line "You shoot me in a dream, you wake up and apologise!"

Can you give a commentary on tonight's episode... I'm staying at the parents and apparently it's not on the list of appropriate programmes we are allowed to watch 🤦‍♀️

😂This sounds so familiar 😂

😂 wtf? Surely you feign a headache and watch it on itvx on your phone whilst ‘having a lie down’?

Good idea. But, you have to be "involved" so impossible!
Also, being the first up is important.

We ALL know what he's like on the outside! He'll forevermore be known as Ciaran, remember that one that had slept with 120 women 🙈

Ceiron and Nicole have some sort of histerical bonding going on.

Shows how observant I am! I'd much rather be in there than with loads of other snorers/farters/sloppy snoggers. I'd say Mimii is totally winning at the moment 😂

@purplefox97 i think they might have done it once before. I seem to remember Claudia and Sammie going to meet Casa girls that had had connections with Casey and Tom but then decided to stick rather than re-couple? Actually maybe Jessie went too because wasn’t Will a rotter in Casa too?

😂 wtf? Surely you feign a headache and watch it on itvx on your phone whilst ‘having a lie down’?

Now that's a plan!! 😊

😂This sounds so familiar 😂

Yep ... I think I could persuade my dad ... but my mother is very much like Hyacinth Bucket !!

Will "call me daddy" was most certainly a rotter in Casa 🤢

I remember the Scottish Casa girl, Lydia meeting up with someone after, was it Casey she was with?

I’ve just googled Lydia. I think she was the girl that Tom kissed. Casey kissed a few girls didn’t he, one of which I think was Sanam before Kai took a shine to her!

Did they also do something similar with Tasha meeting Coco that gave rise to Andrew saying the infamous line “I sucked her nipple or whatever”. Pure comedy gold that was!! 😂

Oh yes 🤣🤣🤣 Just a bit of innocent nipple sucking. I mean it wasn't in a challenge and was in bed too... but I think in Andrew's defence it was just the one nip 😂

Am I missing anything tonight? I’m watching last nights now!

Here comes the drama.

Ffs Nicole, this was all before he met you.

Blonde Welsh a nasty shit stirrer acting all innocent

Nicole is unhinged. It's painful to watch

I like Nicole but this is riddiculous. Does it matter if it was a few more messages than he thought and he bumped into her once ? He can barely remember her! I actually don’t think he deliberately lied about it.

She already knows he was promiscuous anyway so if she she going into meltdown every time she hears something about his past, she better end it now.

I hope Ciaran also mentions he turned Ellie down in Casa when she was flirting or it gets shown at movie night. She left that part out.
Kieran was right she is just a stirrer.

Finally Matilda is directing her ire towards Sean - as she should! I’m glad she was a bit more empathetic to Diamanté this time.

I don’t think it will be the end of them just yet, but if a bombshell comes in or Hugo tries it on she may be jump ship and I don’t blame her.

There's no girl code with Jess is there!

Jess shit stirring again.

Jess. Cow.

Not watching - can someone tell me what Jess said please!