LOVE ISLAND 3: Joey's Invincible, Konnor's Invisible, Nicole is Incensed and Jess, of course, is The Prize. NO SPOILERS!

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LOVE ISLAND 2, It's as awful as always! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/5101982-love-island-2-its-as-awful-as-always

At least Ayo showed remorse, I'll give him that much. He looked positively tortured. Compare that to smug Joey who was beaming and snogging all over the shop after he moved on.

I did crack up that Sean seems to think he's invented some kind of new sweet language and as diamante pointed out that what he said about a watermelon slice didn't make sense, he acted like she wasn't worthy enough to understand. Then when she said he wasn't that "sweet" he smiled as if he has now achieved his main aim in life, to be forever mentioned alongside a reference to candy 🙄

I actually disagree about Mimii being a model of dignity. I think shes come across as too available when Ayo has made clear in his riddly way that he was unsure. She should have got to know Omar if she liked him.

I think she made a performance of sleeping on the day bed, barely even being polite to any other boys etc for her own reasons, not because she thought she and Ayo had a genuine chance. I'm sure she's a great girl IRL but I find her a bit holier than thou and a bit of a martyr when it's a game show and Ayo didn't make any promises. I found Uma's motivations in not sharing a bed etc a lot more genuine and driven by wanting to be with will rather than look well behaved in comparison and make him feel bad.

I think Will has actually been skankier than Ayo because he was so dismissive of the Scottish girl in front of everyone.

Ruby I think looks like Lisa Marie Presley or Liz Hurley.

What the hell is Jess's problem with Trey? Pretending to forget his name

Diamante laughing was awful.

Didn't somebody else 'forget" someone's name in another series. Again... can't remember who, I'm very old 🙈

I also didn't like Uma and Mimii talking about the new girl. "Why's she crying for" (God that grates). Think it was pretty obvious she felt bad for Mimii, uncomfortable and quite isolated.

I think Uma and Mimi were bonding over how shady Ayo is moving, which is fair as they have both experienced it.

Jessica has been caught up in the collateral damage but their ire is mainly focused on him. As it should be.

Me too, the slapped arse face she pulls drives me insane!

I just think if you can't understand why the other girl in that situation might also be upset, that says more about you than her.

It's not often a Casa girl acts like that, sometimes they're a bit smug or just don't seem to have much compassion... I thought it was quite refreshing.

I've just remembered who else recoupled then threw her toys out the pram. It was Olivia (most recent one) with Kai.

I'm starting to wonder if Jess is modelling herself on her? Hence the ponytail.

Back in the day they called that ponytail "the croydon facelift" 😁

@CellophaneFlower Indiyah called Dami by Deji's name.

Then to make it worse, at meet the parents her mum also called Dami by Deji's name

😂

I hate her voice too. It is so loud and grates.

Grace has the same accent I think, alot of them do; it is soft and lovely.

Yes that was it 🤣🤣 Thank you! Haha that was so cringe but so funny 🙈

I remember that! @kenyaswhiterefrigerator 😂

Was just about to come on and say this. She also made a big show of forgetting Kai’s name while they were in Casa Amor.

Why anyone would want to model themselves on Olivia is beyond me as she was a total snake. Remember all the shit-stirring she did with poor Aussie Jess?

Oh surprise, surprise. Olivia also 'forgot' Kai's name at one point. Although it was whilst she was at Casa.

Cross post! Yes, she was awful too, but I still feel Jess is a poor man's version of her all the same!

I seem to remember Indiyah was genuinely mortified by that!!

Now Kai and lovely Sanam are engaged and getting married. And they won that year. Olivia was royally put in her place 🙌🏻

I don’t think Hugo even likes Jess that much, he didn’t exactly look overjoyed to be there with her. Trey just looked bemused at her vitriol. Such an odd lass.

Do we think Jess really believes her own hype or is she just really insecure so had this awful superior self shield up? She's neither particularly beautiful nor charming yet she acts like she's above everyone and looks like a supermodel

Exactly this - she really does believe she’s amazing, looks wise and smarter than everyone - I think she does believe her own hype. Her personality is extremely unlikeable, particularly the way she has treated Trey when he did nothing to deserve it.

I really don’t like Matilda, I think she’s just unpleasant and loves to see someone else suffer. Ugh. Nope. Sean has shown his true colours.

I agree with this @Picoloangel such nasty bitchy mean girl behaviour.

With Matilda it was great when she raised her voice and tone the tiniest amount to Jess when she pressed her on "I dont know why you'd speak to Hugo."It was the perfect amount to shut her down without it becoming an argument. She can't really fancy Sean though can she!?

@SkippysEar I agree, she was perfect.

She does not fancy Sean. I now firmly believe he is a creep. All of those newbies to the villa HAD to basically fawn over him while being repulsed.

She is wiley. Dislikes Jess (doesnt everyone) and so went back to the villa faithful, looks good, will dump Sean for yer man. Jess adios. Sean adios.

Nobody likes (in fact actively dislikes) Sean and Jess.

I like Matilda. Do I think she and Sean are true love? Nah. Like PP says she is skilled at going just far enough when riled to draw a line without getting really unpleasant (big noisy family maybe?). I much prefer that to Jess 's carping on. 'youre not special enough' was a bit close to the bone mind, but Matilda was being pushed by Maya at that point

...."when Ayo has made clear in his riddly way that he was unsure"

Just laughed out loud at this. So true.