Eurovision Semi Final 1 - No Spoilers

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Welcome to this year's MN Eurovision fest!

Tonight gold and white are the ‘In’ colours. There's the obligatory wind machines and pyro. Watch out for dancing surprises cos there's No Rules and a distinct issue with the wardrobe department!

Don’t miss: Uk, Ukraine, Fan fav Croatia, WTF Finland hmm yes and hell yes Ireland.

Housekeeping: Out of the other 15 entries, only 10 will go through to the final. The semi-final is TELEVOTE ONLY. The UK, Germany and Sweden will all perform tonight as part of the main show in a change to previous years although they have already automatically qualified for the final.

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EUROVISION Semi 1 Running Order

1. CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - ‘Liar’
2. SERBIA Teya Dora - ‘Ramonda’
3. LITHUNIA Silvester Belt - ‘Luktelk’

Love song about wanting to still be with you tomorrow and not wanting the moment to end 4. IRELAND Bambie Thug - ‘Doomsday Blue’ UNITED KINGDOM - Olly Alexander - ‘Dizzy’

1. UKRAINE Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - ‘Teresa & Maria’
2. POLAND Luna - ‘The Tower’
3. CROATIA Baby Lasagna - ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’
4. ICELAND Hera Björk - ‘Scared of Heights’

GERMANY Isaak - ‘Always on The Run’

1. SLOVENIA Raiven - ‘Veronika’

10. FINLAND Windows95Man - ‘No Rules!’ 11. MOLDOVA Natalia Barbu - ‘In The Middle’ SWEDEN Marcus & Martinus - ‘Unforgettable’ 12. AZERBAIJAN Fahree feat. Ilkin Dovlatoc - ‘Özünlə Apar’ 13. AUSTRALIA Electric Fields - ‘One Milkali (One Blood) 14. PORTUGAL Iolanda - ‘Grito’ 15. LUXEMBOURG Tali - ‘Fighter’

Even if her dancers appear to have got distracted on the way to a fencing competition

Not great singing most of this semi. Portugal is really standing out for quality.

Nothing catchy about the Portugal entry, can't see it qualifying.

I'd like this better if she was on the stage solo.

"can we have a job lot of morph suits please? That'll do"

😂

Underwhelmed.

Best solo female goes to Luxembourg

More arty dancers in a box set up

I think there is often one semi final , that has the more entertaining acts than the other.

Maybe Thursday will be better.

Though I loved Baby Lasagna. and Ireland

She is good

Quite like Luxembourg. But maybe that's just the French

Croatia were the best
Didn't mind the German singer

Were they augmented reality leopards for the TV?

Interesting 🤔

Her vocals are good tonight

I thought Luxembourg had abandoned ship

Hoping the Finish black lace pair get through and Baby lasagna

Olly trying to be George Michael but failing miserably

CYPRUS Standard Europoop J-Lo
SERBIA Long Haired Elf On A Geode.
LITHUNIA Young Neil Tennant Migraine Staging
IRELAND Witch!
UNITED KINGDOM Boxing PetShop Boys Toliet Box
UKRAINE Mountain Climbing Greek Goddess
POLAND Chess Mad-Donna ShoulderPads with Jedward.
CROATIA Adam Ant Dancing Catfest. With Added Milkmaid.
ICELAND Jane McDonald’s Roomie
GERMANY Lewis Capaldi Barbecue Accident
SLOVENIA Shrieking Naked Woman.
FINLAND Wtf. Egg. Pants?! Pyro Shorts!
MOLDOVA Wardrobe Malfunction Violin 5th Element Angel
SWEDEN Totally Forgettable Jonas Timberlake
AZERBAIJAN Handsy Sci-Fi Extras Who Love Benidorm.
AUSTRALIA Didgeridoo. Wahoo! Looroll Dress.
PORTUGAL Fencing Morph Suit Muggers.
LUXEMBOURG Pyro Bunched Plaits

Red has it nailed !
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I think there should be a shock tonight. There were far too many under performances.

Finland and his pants need to be there on Saturday night

I tried to vote on the app and it told me that I'd reached the 20 vote limit.

Thanks Red

Johnny!