Eurovision Semi Final 1 - No Spoilers

[RedToothBrush]

Welcome to this year's MN Eurovision fest!

Tonight gold and white are the ‘In’ colours. There's the obligatory wind machines and pyro. Watch out for dancing surprises cos there's No Rules and a distinct issue with the wardrobe department!

Don’t miss: Uk, Ukraine, Fan fav Croatia, WTF Finland hmm yes and hell yes Ireland.

Housekeeping: Out of the other 15 entries, only 10 will go through to the final. The semi-final is TELEVOTE ONLY. The UK, Germany and Sweden will all perform tonight as part of the main show in a change to previous years although they have already automatically qualified for the final.

DON’T FORGET YOUR SUBTITLES

EUROVISION Semi 1 Running Order

1. CYPRUS Silia Kapsis - ‘Liar’
2. SERBIA Teya Dora - ‘Ramonda’
3. LITHUNIA Silvester Belt - ‘Luktelk’

Love song about wanting to still be with you tomorrow and not wanting the moment to end 4. IRELAND Bambie Thug - ‘Doomsday Blue’ UNITED KINGDOM - Olly Alexander - ‘Dizzy’

1. UKRAINE Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - ‘Teresa & Maria’
2. POLAND Luna - ‘The Tower’
3. CROATIA Baby Lasagna - ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’
4. ICELAND Hera Björk - ‘Scared of Heights’

GERMANY Isaak - ‘Always on The Run’

1. SLOVENIA Raiven - ‘Veronika’

10. FINLAND Windows95Man - ‘No Rules!’ 11. MOLDOVA Natalia Barbu - ‘In The Middle’ SWEDEN Marcus & Martinus - ‘Unforgettable’ 12. AZERBAIJAN Fahree feat. Ilkin Dovlatoc - ‘Özünlə Apar’ 13. AUSTRALIA Electric Fields - ‘One Milkali (One Blood) 14. PORTUGAL Iolanda - ‘Grito’ 15. LUXEMBOURG Tali - ‘Fighter’

rim Tim T-shirts dim, baby lasagne.

reminds me of a cross between rammstein and a Scottish band alestorm.

Sounds very Lizzo

Finally, a classy act from Iceland 👌

90s Eurovision Flashbacks.
Shudder

Nope

Are you watching the same as me?!

This woman looks like she's auditioning for the X factor in the ' overs ' category

Wrong decade, we've moved on love..

I don't like this one.

And the staging does not suggest she is 'sky high'. She up a few steps.

Cruise ship, upper deck lounge show

Iceland is cheesy retro gospel pop

It's a no from me

A pity, a non-memorable disco track.

That costume alone is reason not to qualify.

However her vocals have been better than quite a lot tonight.

At least we know they aren't miming

<snort> yup- the following they'd haave her performing something by J-Hud.

I think this is a pretty good disco banger, but she's singing some notes that I just can't get on board with, whether or not they're intentional.

Croatia for me! Iceland uncharacteristically boring!

The kitten has removed himself from the room. Big cat didn't even wake up during Baby Lasagna.

@RedToothBrush I'm looking forward to your recap!

😂😂

Laughing at the 'overs' comment re Icelandic woman.

Agree.

Norwegians representing Sweden? Can we get some?

Red suits hair is a tad annoying.
I want to put it behind her shoulder
Isaak looks the intense sort.

German Lewis Capaldi