MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

As did I. Where’s his “wife” 🙄

That blonde psychic girl

Even the ixperts are surprised that Jack & Tori are still together 😂

0h yes, Madeleine. I forgot about her too.

The toxic twosome cometh

I love how the ixperts are surprised Tori and lobster are together still, and not convinced they are together for genuine reasons 🤣

No Ben?

I thought Ben followed Ash in.

Have Tori and Jack actually seen each other or just followed Tori's communication schedule ?

Ben is there.. they just didn’t show much of him 🤣

Sings.."Jack n Tori, Jack n Tori, fakey story.."
( For those of a certain age only)

Ahh, I was faffing.

I haven't seen Ash! Did I blink? I barely remember Collins and Natalie aka Wish's Anne Hathaway though. Ash and Madeline were barely on the show.

Dinner party's only going to be about 20 mins at this rate!

When did Ben and Ash sneak in?
I'm clearly typing too much !

My tv guide says it finishes at 9:10pm

So we have 45 minutes left.

And 20 minutes of that will be adverts…

Didn't Ash and Madeleine split up after she saw a cow in a field, cried and became a vegan all in one fell swoop, the loon.

Yeah. Think they lasted less than a week

Tristan channelling his inner Elton John with the pink suit and white shoes. He just needs to find his David Furnish now.

Poor Ash.

That would be me. Just sitting eating quietly while chaos unfolds

I wouldn't be able to get up and hug either of them.

Oh fuck off Jonno.

What an absolute prick

Jono was so good at playing the victim and now he's being a complete dick. There's absolutely no need.

FFS Jonno you dick