MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

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Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

The way Jonno’s mouth moves when he speaks and his actual voice is so strange.

Agree with poster about Tori and Jacks weird couple vibe, it’s all for the gram between them , i just don't get any closeness or anything couple like at all between them. The constant “ well done” comments from Jack like they have won a competition or done a gym work out it’s so odd!

Think young Tim nice but dim could do better than Sara, she def found out he’s got money. Jade is incredibly needy so will see if Ridge can keep up with that. Loved Lauren’s final vows, I didn’t think I’d warm to her at the beginning but she’s great. Jonno is a whiny liar.

From the old series Duncan and Evelyn make a great couple not just because they are stunning looking but also I liked them both on the series.

I think jack spike the truth when he said about team mates in his final vows. They are a team. Probably not a couple but a good team.

Was Evelyn (last year) the butt dial lady?

Yes, she was.

Duncan and Evelyn are still together

They seem to be a really good match. Shame the ixperts didn’t see that and put them with two weirdo’s

FFS I have kept away from all spoilers for how many weeks now? Scrolling through my Facebook up pops what one of the last couples is doing now... grrrrrr

Last two eps on the horizon 🙀

Ooooooh get you!! 😂Pearl clutching 😂
Actually, it looks like some of the spares may not be spare, from what I've seen!
Draw your own conclusions!
I'm in.

See you tonight for reunions!

I bet it's only fans

Here we goooooooooooooo.

This had better make up for the crappy final vows.

Yep. I bet Lauren will go postal, and rightly so given the lying bollocks Jono has spouted. Bring it on.

I’m just looking forward to seeing Lucinda again!

Wonder if anyone has been on the fillers/botox since last on screen?

Ellie's smug face really annoys me.

Like the cat that got the cream
If the cream is watered down Elmlea.

OMG Lucinda.

Oh Lucinda, you babe 😍

Ooh lucinda's hair looks great.

I have no idea why Ellie is smug - Jonno is dull as.

Love Lucinda.

Jade didn't look too happy in the mirror there.

2 crap taches so far.

Giving 70s porn star / Bond villain vibes

Eden face and body are Jack levels of red. And seems to be wearing a dress similar to Lauren's final vows dress.

Honestly. She makes me wants to smack her one round the chops 👊🏼👊🏼

Was it Movember or something?