MAFS Australia Thread 7: Let’s rehash - Doing the deed has planted the narcissistic seed. The jam has stopped jamming. The Bad Bitch energy isn’t bitching and Air BnB are still waiting for Nipple Boy to pay his invoice (NO SPOILERS!).

[browneyes77]

Into the final days and it’s still a shit show!

Well here we go.

I think Jade & Ridge, Eden & Jayden and Tim & Sara, Jack & Tori will be the only ones sticking with their relationships.

I think that clip of Jack telling Tori how they’re not in love etc, is just a red herring. She’ll happily skip off into the sunset with glazed ham nipples to go get some media deals and make some money for a few months off the back of their fake relationship.

I have a CHILD.

Dinner parties are always the best part no matter what stage of the experiment 😅

The final commitment ceremony (Tuesday) is normally a bit of a yawn.

Everyone is there but only a few couples are featured and it's normally lots of 'best bits' clips and everyone claiming they'll be together forever.

Will Ridge have to move in with her family?

They’re my favourite bits outside of the reunion 😂

This ✔️

Wot did Jonni just say then? The most honest thing? I missed it!

He say, i can't wait to be out of this shoe

Show!

Jonno really doesn’t give a shit now, he’s not even trying to pretend anymore 😂

He really was/is a sneaky little shite no and showed how much of a nasty person he can be. Tori and Jack are nasty but they show you upfront they are nasty so you kinda know where you are with them. Jonno giving his woe is me, silent, no backbone self to them turn into this cold git.. he’s far more dangerous than Jack or tori in my opinion.

This was entirely my thoughts too.

I’m half expecting Jonno to walk in with Ellie at the reunion. Because those texts definitely weren’t innocent and they’re totally into each other.

I’m convinced that Lauren will ditch Jonno at the final vows and he’ll run off to be with Ellie. I think Jonno had every intention of ending things with Lauren once the show was done. He didn’t want to do it beforehand as he didn’t want to look like the bad guy. He wants to come out of this smelling of roses.

Totally agree 💯%

' Jonno was as boring as ever'.

😁

Johnno, the experts definitely found you your match

Just in a strange and indirect way

I think Lauren found him boring at the start and still does now -nice, attractive but boring.

She wouldn't have said yes at final vows anyway. They just got on okay. They never looked loved up. Yes they had sex but they are together most of the time and both attractive people.

I'll be so happy never to see these two arses again.

Thank you

Yawn, Jack, i really don't care either way...

im getting bored already… most exciting thing was hoping the tightness of jacks shorts would cut off his circulation!

Also, if was me and I luffed them, id be going to the airport/ taxi with them.
It's such a construct.

It’s a lot
hey
it’s giving…..

Also looks like Jonno's been downgraded to one of the cheaper flats.

Will they use AI to write their final speeches?
Will Ridge be able to resist Deeeeece?

Geez with every shot the amount left in those cocktail glasses changes. Nothing is as it seems.