Interior design masters s5 part 2 ‘Rise of the Bonk Ets’

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Here we go ready for next week as the thread moves quickly across the hour!

Did Matt literally spend a whole day on his mountains?!

Fuck me. Roisin is now wearing the green paint 😂

And are they planning to turn that clothes shop into a tardis? Because no way is all that going to fit in a little shop

Going against the grain, I actually think matts mountains might look OK. Let's face it, crystal shops aren't know for their class.

If there is any justice, the UV lights won’t meet H&S standards and Ben is gone,

Oh fab! Report back!

Anthony seems the most professional of the lot.

Alan calling them out on the sheer amount of green….

I like the pink he painted the till. But the wallpaper looks worse and worse to me

Oh, and now there is wood and magnifying glasses

What the hell is that wallpaper!

the crystal shop is shaping up to be dreadful

I’d think from the name that ‘Old and Curious’ would sell antiques. Not woo woo Shite.

The funny thing is, I have seen similar before and it looked great. But it looks terrible there.

Sand, moss, and picked off polystyrene. Glad I am not the person having to clean up the mess in that space at the end of the day.

Mould fabric too. Ace thought, Roisin.

You’d be finding that shit for days. LIke when the kids spill the glitter tub

Hanging plants. Bingo

I will just sit down on this chair in my expensive designer trousers. I do hope I don’t get the fabric caught on a loose staple……..

Matt's messed up badly this week.

Think Matt's going home..

Yeah. Indefensible really.

Oh no. A "fun idea" for a window display never goes well.

Matt has forgotten it’s a shop not an interactive play centre. The poor owner is trying to sell stuff not have piles of kids having tantrums because they’re not allowed to stay another hour to see if they can unearth a T Rex skull

I think Mary will like the experience matt is offering...