MAFS Australia - Thread 4: “Don’t get your tits in a tangle. Relaaaaaax, enjoy the spaciousness, leave your guitars at home and let’s all be deeeeeece and not give any spoilers”

[browneyes77]

Ready for round 4 peeps! NO SPOILERS

Brace yourselves for more man buns, misogyny and mood swings.

Tori just can't bring herself to consider that she isn't be wrong about Jack, it's odd.

Of course it is. It's down to the pressure of being on the settee!

That was bloody funny.

This has to be a joke.. no way is this not some scripted crap. Literally all he has to do is say what she wants to hear and she’s happy and giddy again.. 🙄

Lauren is funny re Byron Bay. Hemsworth, crystals and shower dodgers.

I do think Tim is pretty funny at times 😂

Steven's had his hair done!

Stephen had his hair washed, shocker!

Oh Michael, poor sod.

What is wrong with Stephen? This feels like calculated cruelty.

His hair looks no different FFS!

Stephen behaving badly now. Cruel.

I suspect Stephen has as many walls up as Tim the Elder.

Or he's just shallow.

That’s it! I couldn’t find the words, but this is exactly how it seems… he’s horrid.

MISARTICULATION?!
He said plainly she is more into him that he is into her. She can’t be this foolish, I feel like she’s just committed herself to staying regardless of his behaviour as she wants to stay on the show the longest and gain the most exposure.

Wonder how Richard will be at the retreat? Do you think he has a special waterproof scarf to wear with his Speedos?

😂 Some of you are ON FIRE tonight!

Lordy, so glad I have no food in front of me. Might have to time snackage carefully.

WTF Stephen??? That's a disgusting way to treat anyone.
Michael has been done over for a second time

I feel sorry for Michael , Stephen doesn’t just doesn’t fancy him.

Im not buying this story

Stephen HAS NOT been to see a hairdresser

😎

Stephen is a cruel, gaslighting little shit. Fuck right off.

Wow talk about victim blaming!

I bet Stephen's been eyeing up Kerplunk.