MAFS Australia Thread 3 - Manbuns, lobster claws, & Aldi Andrew Tate - they’re not our jam (NO SPOILERS)

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Next thread - on we go!!

Yes, I noticed it creeping closer.

I think from that last convo he’s turned her into a sub. ‘I don’t have a key’. ‘That’s what it’s all about. Some days are more fun than others’.

That was horrible 😟

I’m here for Lucinda’s Dad and Tori’s friend in friends and family week 😂🙌🏼

Loving the Dads!

I’m definitely adding ‘don’t get your tits in a tangle’ to my repertoire.

I think I might get fired if I use it at work ...

How far out of his comfort zone will Michael be!??

I really hope Cass's fabulous Dad can do something to help. I'm really glad Cass is getting to go home. She must need that love and warmth

I find Jono sooooo unattractive now because:

1. he's WEAK and mealy-mouthed

2. HE'S THICK! There doesn't appear to actually be much going on behind the eyes. His blank expression.

No thanks. I need a man with a brain and a bit of fire in his belly.

God, yes. Nothing is more of a turn-off than a wet lettuce

Totally! I got to hand it to you, you called out the Tori and Jack thing from the start.
Im sooo naive!

And he hasn’t got a great speaking voice, he’s got the same intonation that David Beckham has.

@MargotMoon @LaLaLoca
Exactly. Weak voice like David beckham and a wet lettuce!!!

I found the final shot of Tori and Jack chilling. Especially having seen the way he had his hands on her neck. I know I’ve said it before, but I’m actually quite worried for her when he does decide to have sex with her.

But I bet he doesn't. Because he has a micro penis which has been shrunk by all the steroid usage. I'm betting they never shag.

Loving the ixpirt at loooong last going for Ben ( yukky wooden acting liar ) Jonno (spineless crawler) and the lobster ( there are not enough words)

At long last Tori seen her media career couple tumbling away from her and The lobster seeing his PT client base leaving in droves.
I’ll not once again repeat myself, about Tristran but he’s never going to be intimate with a woman never mind the gorgeous Cassandra, he fancies old Tim more.
Poor Andrea but to humiliate her just to show off to the guys old Rolf Harris has blown it.

Mad Madeline flouncing round the couch the wrong way had me 🤣
Poor Ash.

Right!!!! Made me shudder.

I wondered if she was flouncing off!

@RottingInBed Tbf though David Beckham would never let anyone speak to his wife like that, or any woman I imagine.

This year's men are a total washout. I'm only hot for Jonathan Aiken 🔥

That dodgy old Tory MP? 😬

I think I’ve just had way too much experience with narcissists! 😂

Honestly, it’s because it screams of repetition of Bronte & Harrison last year. It’s almost identical.

Both Harrison & Jack have had ex’s pop up straight away, that claim they were dating them when they went on the show.

Both Harrison & Jack have made misogynistic comments throughout.

Both Harrison & Jack turn lobster red frequently

Both Bronte & Tori made excuses for their man’s blatant disrespectful, narcissistic and misogynistic behaviour

Both Bronte & Tori are apparently colourblind to red flags.

Rolf Harris 🤣🤣

Richard, sorry Rolf should stick to just playing his didgeridoo 😂

Johno is pathetic.

He's a good looking guy with a decent body but he's a wimp altogether.

Big turnoff.

He came across as pretty dull at the start. Hasn't improved.