MAFS Australia Thread 3 - Manbuns, lobster claws, & Aldi Andrew Tate - they’re not our jam (NO SPOILERS)

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Next thread - on we go!!

Imagine him and Maddie having luvvie thespian conversations behind the scenes

Stephen is absolutely beautiful looking

Jack needs to go, he's a horrible bully.

I wouldn't blame Lauren at all if she wrote leave this week as Jono is an absolute wet blanket

To be fair, Sara was behaving like an arse in front of Tim, saying everything to his face and he could see for himself. I can see the logic in letting her show herself up. Not saying he didn't deserve some backup but not the same as leaving him wondering whether he'd actually been put down behind his back or not.

Jono fancies Ellie? I've not given the programme my full attention, but what have I missed that suggests that?

He’s stuck up for her on several occasions when Ben’s been an arse to her.

Sits quietly but whenever Ellie & Ben are on the couch he’ll pipe up and defend her.

I definitely think Tristan is ND, he reminds me so much of people I know closely who have ASD.
The hand movements, the eyes darting around, the speech patterns and the struggle with physical affection. I'm finding it quite uncomfortable tbh as the people who choose who goes in must realise some of the people are very vulnerable but they put them in for the drama and story.

What a good idea! Three days seems long to wait until the next episode - plus they could cut down on the many highlight/flashback repeats in each episode. 🌹

I love Lauren. She says it how it is and also has no issues in saying what she thinks to their face! She's hilarious with it too. She's actually quite measured with what she says.

The only thing I don't like, why ruin yourself with all that plastic surgery? But if she likes the way she looks then go her.

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Sits quietly but whenever Ellie & Ben are on the couch he’ll pipe up and defend her.

Lauren could have done with a bit more of that on the last episode. Instead he squirmed, looked down at his plate, kept chewing both his food and his lips, vacillated - you could see any courage he had oozing out of him. 🌹

Can we talk about Tori? What is wrong with her? She’s clearly hurt that Jack won’t sleep with her but she acts like it doesn’t bother her. She’s always backing him even after the horrible comment he made to Jono. And when Jack said ‘muzzle your woman’ she didn’t say a word. She didn’t stand up for Lauren and tell Jack that was out of line. What’s her deal??

Re 'Muzzle your woman'. There were plenty of gasps and horrified facial reactions and so on, but no one actually tackled Jack head on about it, no one really took him to task.
Ash reminds me of someone, an actor I think. His eyes are so close together that he could fit both into one socket.

The thing is we don't know what makes the edit. We heard the gasps, and then it cut to the experts reaction (poss lining up for kicking him out?). It did then show Jono say "don't talk to her like that" but without any conviction and not very loudly. We also heard Lucinda say she didn't like it.

But we have to assume it didn't escalate into anything more dramatic or we would have been shown it.

For Tori it must be a case of wanting to stay on the show for more exposure? For someone who came into the show claiming to be an "alpha", she looks very quiet and downtrodden now.

Re 'Muzzle your woman'. There were plenty of gasps and horrified facial reactions and so on, but no one actually tackled Jack head on about it, no one really took him to task.

There's so much editing going on, I always think half the gasps and horrified expressions they show are completely unrelated to what just happened. Jono's reaction was weird though, any normal person would have blown up at that!

@Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain Lauren looks completely different now to how she looked on the show - she's had quite a bit more filler. I love Lauren too, hopefully that's her done with injectables for a bit

Oh has she had more filler? I don't think I've seen the latest programme yet.

Someone online was saying she'd had a fox eye procedure and then someone else said it was the botox. I mean whatever she has, it's fine but she really doesn't need it!

I saw a recent picture on an Australia news website, so she's had more done since the show ended I think

From her instagram pics she definitely looks like she's had more work done.

She absolutely CAN help the affected vocal fry.

I like her but the voice is stupid

Oh my god look at this

Jaysus, that hair.

😂 all I can think is how did he get into that shirt?!

The shirt must have been sprayed on.

The shirt is actually made from Sandy's trousers

i felt quite sorry for Timothy in the dinner party and think Tristan was very good with him. Its no wonder Timothy keeps people at arms length really.

tristan and cass- I don’t know enough to be able to say if Tristan is ND or not. My dh only watched 5 mins of Tristan and said he was gay. Cassandra is beautiful and super patient with the whole situation but I can’t see it getting better

Lauren is great. Johnno is a spineless idiot. Lobster man is awful. Psychic medium girl is acting. Her poor husband looks constantly bewildered. Apparently she was an actress in home and away so you’d think more of them would recognise her and mention this

If I was expected to hang around for weeks on end to see if a bloke would be able to finally bring himself to fancy me, I'd being saying a resounding "fuck off" to the whole set up.

He is revolting.