Interior Design masters s5 BBC 1 8pm starts tonight

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Looks like the producers have rounded up some ‘interesting’ contestants….😂

TonIght’s opening episode features renovation of accommodation in a Norfolk convent. From today’s Times :- “ one of the contestants first appears in an outfit that Carr playfully suggests makes her look as though she has arrived from zippos Circus and the Victorian enthusiast Ben is not an unflamboyant presence”

TV Gold 😂

I'm a big No on the Sound of Music cell.

@GrouchyKiwi there’s more than one of them!

Beret Man sounds like Mathew Baynton when he's being Italian in Horrible Histories.

True, the first one doesn't sound too bad, but the second is beyond cheesy.

Sewing knickers for a living niche enough but then moving from San Sebastián to Wolverhampton? Step too far 😂

Matt for the win I reckon.

At least the spaces are all the same

I think it’s a gingham cropped jumpsuit and a pinny!

This is a good point, easier to judge.

Top bingo-list candidate for the dusty old bits of 'antique' lace draped over every single surface, though?

@Halsall I agree but currently he’s painting everything ‘jobby brown’ 😂

I can’t decide who is the biggest bellend.

The lady in the blue top and brown trousers first to go I reckon.

Seeing their own houses makes you hanker to live alone so you can just have your home how you want.

Has someone already gone for stripes onto the ceiling? "Kenyan Brit" woman

No one wants to wake up to bright yellow.

I spy the first pair of shit beige home made curtains currently being daubed with random paint 😂

Sound of music, clothes made out of curtains, not creating curtains from old sheets.

They all seem to like brown don’t they? I wonder where they picked up that habit?

sorry 🙂

There's a lot of competition

a commode?? Really? Oh dear god

viques

@viques 👏👏👏

A fucking commode? 😂😂😂😂

Commode man should go home for that sin alone.