Interior Design masters s5 BBC 1 8pm starts tonight

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Looks like the producers have rounded up some ‘interesting’ contestants….😂

TonIght’s opening episode features renovation of accommodation in a Norfolk convent. From today’s Times :- “ one of the contestants first appears in an outfit that Carr playfully suggests makes her look as though she has arrived from zippos Circus and the Victorian enthusiast Ben is not an unflamboyant presence”

TV Gold 😂

Imagine how sophisticated, elegant and opulent lovely those crinkly velvet arches will look once they’ve had a few bottles of champagne splurged over them

Jess is throwing everything at it with no cohesion

I wonder how many times they'll need to re-shoot the judging to remove the expletives!

These are vile!!!

Jess doesn’t understand the demographic of Ascot. At all.

Hiding the bar. It’s all about the bar 😂

I do quite like Tattoo girls velvet panels

Knew it wouldn't take 2 coats. The colour is ace, though, so worth it.

Ahaa some Gold!

Ooh Clowncesca’s paintings are giving me zoo study centre vibes 😂

How old is Clowncescas brother? 7, judging by his paintings

Gold leaf. Tick.

Am nailing my (jockey) colours to the mast: Matt is my favourite, mostly because I don't want to toss him off the balcony.

Yep, Matt for the win

Michelle has come as Barbie 😂

Bens ceiling is Kelly’s floor!

Clowncesca to go with her Blue, and Dowel chandeliers

I'm making this face at almost everything. (But not Matt's room.)

They are looking for ‘refined luxury’. Not sure they’re going to find much!

Love matts room

Roisin's looks better than I thought it would but I still don't love it.

Roisin’s chairs are an abomination

OMG too Feminine!

And the horse shoes 😂

Roisin’s room is close but just not quite there.

Domnall's is maybe a bit too corporate.