MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

Is it Commitment Ceremony tonight? Could be interesting. I wonder if the ixperts will tell Tim The Elder not to be a dick.

I think Tim the Elder and Ben are in for a roasting at the bare minimum. Sara should be as should Jack.

There's so many spoilers when browsing that I'm thinking of giving up and going Australian pace!

Here we goooooooooooooo!

Jack is so manky.

I can believe he wrote that...

Christ that poem.is bad and manipulative.

<Vomits>

That poem is worse than his man bun.

And like a child had written it
Or Queenie in Blackadder

Even Harrison never wrote a bleddy poem.

Tori and red lobster have to be a wind up. I mean come on even though Tim needs to worry about his own house, surely Tori must be thinking, hmmmm actually WHY isn’t my lobster making moves on me, especially given how much of a sexual “mans man” he is 🙄🙄🙄

Ha, it's very Queenie

Omg, yes!

I don't think Tim (older) is very bright in any way. I like him less with every episode.

Yep!

I’m loving that Lu is saying enough is enough now.. all
this slow burning stuff isn’t the one for MAFS!

That blue coat looks amazing on Lucinda.

Here's the original from Blackadder

When the night is dark
And the dogs go bark
When the clouds are black
And the ducks go quack
When the sky is blue
And the cows go moo
Think of lovely Queenie
She’ll be thinking of you.

😂

I've only just found this thread.

That outfit was lovely on her.

Jack’s moustache is really irritating me now. It looks stupid being straight across his upper lip.

He also doesn’t know the difference between writing a letter and writing a childish poem.

Yep. Tim might not see her beauty but the rest of us do. She’s a queen!

Run for the hills Ellie!

Lucinda would drive me round the twist with her woo, but she has firm boundaries, a great sense of self worth, and is very articulate. So I admire her from a distance.