MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

"I want to have kids in the future". Mate, you're 39! To me, when men say this "in the future", they're just kicking the can down the road. Future faking. And yes they may have kids at some point but it won't be with you.

I’m in the middle of baking and trying to watch this as the mixer is whipping up buttercream. never have I been as pissed off at my mixer being so loud as I am now. 😅

This is the episode I enjoy the most.. the dinner parties!

I think Tristan and/or Collins maybe asexual.

Anyone else want to head down under with a big, rusty pair of scissors and chop off Jack's poncy man bun? Badly. With uneven lines. To make Brad Mondo cringe on youtube.
And give Jayden a trim, too.

“Morning Hot Girl Walk!”
😂

Not being horrible but Tori is a little on the chunky side on the lower half compared to some of the other girls. I wonder if that's Jack's problem with her. In my bitter experience, these controlling men have unrealistic standards.

Remember the guy last year who was allegedly obsessed with the beach swimming and going to the gym and wanting someone to do that with? That was code for "she's too fat". (About the absolutely stunning and very lovely Indian woman)

Not being horrible but Tori is a little on the chunky side

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Tim looking v scared

Tori is gorgeous, but not gym chiselled and tbh, he's punching above, imho!

Cass is ridiculously beautiful… and the sweetest person!

That's if the ixpirts can find a pair of socks.....

I think Cass & Tim, Ellie and Jonno, and Nat and Tristan would have been much better matches.

Wasn't Harrison always trying to bring the others down?
To make his couple 'win'
Has Jack been taking lessons from Harrison?

I know. I absolutely love her And looks even more beautiful when she’s not wearing her wigs/her hair is out naturally.

I would love for her to be MY daughter in law.. her whole family are all just lovely people.

For the avoidance of doubt, I agree she's very attractive! I find some of these controlling dominant men don't actually want a woman with a womanly figure though. They want a super slim/toned gym bunny. Some sort of weird status symbol. He himself is pretty buff. (Although he has a face of evil)

yuck! I think he's really unattractive!

😂

Cassie is indeed a beautiful woman both inside and out. One day Tristan will look back and realise how lucky he was to be matched with her.

Lauren has clearly watched previous series and taken notes on Harrison, Bryce and the others

Yes, Jono wants a go with Ellie!

On one hand it's good that the girls are calling Ben's bullshit but on the flip side they are not calling each other out for their own faults.

Jonno seemed frustrated with Ben, I also think he likes Ellie.

Wow, Tori is so sure they are winning the couple race.

I'm soooooo not invested in this series.
They need a MASSIVE scandal to get me back in.

It feels like she keeps saying that because she wants the sponsorships deals and invites that would come from being a power couple.