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MAFS Australia (NO SPOILERS) Thread 2!

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browneyes77 · 07/03/2024 09:57

New thread to continue discussing MAFSAUS

This is at UK pace so NO SPOILERS please!

(There are spoiler threads available to discuss everything happening outside of MAFS and episodes that haven’t been aired in the UK yet).

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Shitlord · 12/03/2024 16:04

Rosiiee · 12/03/2024 12:29

Everyone saying Natalie suffered a recent loss and shouldn’t be on the show but didn’t Tim (Lucinda’s husband) also lose his dad 6 weeks ago?

There’s got to be something wrong with Collins. No normal person acts that way?

I’m looking forward to seeing how intimacy week helps Tristan and Cassandra. I love them, they’re so sweet.

Agreed possibly but it's less clear cut to me. Tim is 20 years older (not saying he would be grieving his father any the less profoundly but perhaps it was more expected and timely if his dad was also much older). He seemed to make it a positive reason for wanting to move on and find love whereas Natalie was simply in distress.

AtlasPine · 12/03/2024 18:05

Collins is floundering so badly. When do ethics kick in and say - These two shouldn’t be exposed to this ridicule and weirdness because they’re obviously too vulnerable.

I bet Jaydon refused to talk about his nasty incident unless no one mentioned the watching bit again. But we all knew, we all knew.

Sarah is fake. She’s doing this for some other reason.

Lucinda is great but will be hurt by this which is sad as she’s such a lovely soul.

Shitlord · 12/03/2024 19:03

I think Lucinda being picked last-ish was age mainly.

Andrea was too for many and I think she's one of the classically prettiest and most nicely dressed there. Hopefully they won't take it personally.

Natalie was picked quite low too and she's also naturally lovely, more so than some of the 'sexier' ones, IMO, just not super glam so wasn't appreciated.

Marchintospring · 12/03/2024 19:22

Lauren reminds me of Sharon Horgan from Catastrophe. They have a similar directness and humour.

usernother · 12/03/2024 19:30

Read somewhere else that Collins was approached by the production team to be on the show and he's an actor. Not sure if that's true but if it is he needs to get his money back from the drama school.

Appalonia · 12/03/2024 19:46

Aw poor Lucinda. He's just not that into her. He definitely WOULD sleep with her if she was his type. She needs to cut her losses as this is going nowhere.

YouDidntEvenAskIfSheWasThereMoriarty · 12/03/2024 19:47

Can anyone else not watch Lucinda without copying her voice?

I'm here on my own saying exchperienche to myself.

Appalonia · 12/03/2024 19:48

She's SO lovely, and she's been so patient with him, she deserves a man who can match her. Tim is just not that guy. Hard to watch.

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2024 19:50

Appalonia · 12/03/2024 19:46

Aw poor Lucinda. He's just not that into her. He definitely WOULD sleep with her if she was his type. She needs to cut her losses as this is going nowhere.

I think she would go if he just said it as it is. It’s all this slow burning stuff that’s keeping her there but if he just said sorry I’m not feeling you at all I’m sure she would leave.

That said he is way too closed off so not sure why he bothered applying if he’s so intent on being set in his ways

2Old2Tango · 12/03/2024 19:51

I’m feeling sorry for Lucinda. Tim clearly isn’t in to her and he is also unable to express his feelings. No way are they going to work as a couple.

I would love to see Lucinda with her natural grey hair with some silver highlights. I don’t think the yellow bleach does her any favours and she’s a naturally beautiful woman.

Bluetrews25 · 12/03/2024 19:52

She's just so woo it put him off right at the beginning, and maybe he's giving it time to see if he can get over it. But failing.

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2024 19:52

Appalonia · 12/03/2024 19:48

She's SO lovely, and she's been so patient with him, she deserves a man who can match her. Tim is just not that guy. Hard to watch.

I agree… I’m really feeling for her. She’s a better woman than me, I’d be telling him to piss off.. I don’t have the patience at this age for men who waffle about.

same with the one that’s unsure about wanting kids.. if you don’t have a clear idea at that age.. BYE! No hanging about to waste my time luv.

Villagetoraiseachild · 12/03/2024 19:54

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 12/03/2024 14:41

I thought she looked like the actress Cary Halligan- is that her name?

Might you mean Carey Mulligan?
Agree!

Appalonia · 12/03/2024 19:55

People on Twitter are calling Lucinda a stalker, which is really unfair. He's giving her nothing!

MaggieFS · 12/03/2024 19:55

May be Collins is a wannabe actor and he's using the programme to showcase his 'talent' but he's always listed as an Executive Assistant.

MargotMoon · 12/03/2024 19:55

I'm rooting for Lucinda and Tim work out the most.

Closely followed by Cassandra and the man who used to be fat.

Not massively bothered by any of the others but interested to see how they go, apart from Jack who can fuck right off. Hope he gets knob rot

Marchintospring · 12/03/2024 19:55

He doesn’t fancy her but he’s right about a slow burn. I think he can see she’s a good looking, strong female so he’s willing to keep trying. He’s old enough to know that his options are young and pretty or women of his own age who have baggage and fading looks. He’ll give a good one a go.

browneyes77 · 12/03/2024 19:57

Appalonia · 12/03/2024 19:55

People on Twitter are calling Lucinda a stalker, which is really unfair. He's giving her nothing!

Twitter is a brutal place.

And is full of people with very little emotional intelligence.

Most people would’ve lost their rag with Tim by now. She’s being EXTREMELY patient with him and doing all of the work and compromising on her own needs massively.

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OoohLovelySlippers · 12/03/2024 19:58

I'm sooooo over all these contestants already. They are a mix of damaged, arseholes and fame-hungry.

I'm really only in it now for arguments at dinner parties and maybe a cheating scandal.

I'm playing with my phone whilst watching - a lot more than I have at this stage in previous series.

hoxtonbabe · 12/03/2024 19:59

browneyes77 · 12/03/2024 19:57

Twitter is a brutal place.

And is full of people with very little emotional intelligence.

Most people would’ve lost their rag with Tim by now. She’s being EXTREMELY patient with him and doing all of the work and compromising on her own needs massively.

I’m starting to wonder if you will ever post a reply that I disagree with! 🤣

Once again you are spot on!

Bluetrews25 · 12/03/2024 19:59

Urgh
Jack in the black 'wife beater' vest
Showing nips.
Vom

Skiphopbump · 12/03/2024 20:00

Tori just seems pissed off, I don’t think she likes Jack.

Appalonia · 12/03/2024 20:01

Tori and Jack seem v fake, not invested in them at all right now

browneyes77 · 12/03/2024 20:02

OoohLovelySlippers · 12/03/2024 19:58

I'm sooooo over all these contestants already. They are a mix of damaged, arseholes and fame-hungry.

I'm really only in it now for arguments at dinner parties and maybe a cheating scandal.

I'm playing with my phone whilst watching - a lot more than I have at this stage in previous series.

I only ever watch it for the arguments at dinner parties 😂😂

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Appalonia · 12/03/2024 20:02

Why can't she see the massive red flags??