Coronation Street **NO SPOILERS PLEASE** Winding your way down on snaky Street

[TellingBone]

Away ye go cobbles pals

Hope Jawsef goes so that school

Gemma is unbearable and that inverted snobbery

I bet literally no one else was at that Oakhill open day in a little 3 piece suit.

Are they gonna batter Roy?

Looks like Leanne has her eye on the oily shiny guy . Unfortunately for her Simon is gazing lovingly at him as well.

The oily shiny guy reminds me of a nice version of David.

That’s a hearty portion of pie on Leanne’s plate. It’s making me hungry.

Or is she going to join a cult or give him a load of money or something?

Who was the man in the police station taking pictures of Roy? A journalist maybe?

Leanne is soooo slim how does she do it 😳😫

All very predictable tonight.
So bored of Carla popping up everywhere now, and that quiet slow voice Max does grates big time.

I thought that too! Crossed with a famous hairdresser that used to be in This Morning (can’t remember the name!)

Well I doubt if she eats the portion sizes of pie she served up to herself and Nick tonight. I do and I’ve got the fat arse to show for it . Leanne looks great.

I was also thinking that about Leanne but not sure what she did with her hair tonight?
Is Tracy pregnant irl?

She's 47, so a bit unlikely but not impossible.

I love pies. It shows.
I can't watch Roy being caught up in this.

Wasn't the guy in the police station in Roy's cafe earlier ?

Nicky Clarke

Yes he was lurking in the cafe then conveniently sitting in the reception of the police station unnoticed taking notes.

Why was Roy’s check in at the station so important that the female sergeant and her side kick were standing in reception waiting for him to arrive like they had nothing better to do.

Jawsef is going to come home from the posh school asking for peashoots in his salad and Gemma will sit there with her gormless gob flapping !
I hate Jawsefs granny, her PA lispy voice.

Why hasn't Paul copped it yet?
When Bernie was in prison he was at deaths door
Tracey and the cardboard cut out -go away
Poor Roy 😨

I thought that re Paul 😳

The whole Tracey and Tommy thing is like a christmas panto. Awful stuff.

Yeah Paul seemed really well,no signs the other night!

Why can't they sort the police station scenes out, even the tiny table they interview across!

What was the point of Paul's very good personal assistant being sacked because of Bernie? I thought at least we would have amusing scenes with Todd.
Ed has vanished. Thank goodness for small mercies.

Thinking of Roy and being late for the police station, surely they’d send some uniform because he was late but because this is Corrie, they didn’t

What was the point of Paul's very good personal assistant being sacked because of Bernie? I thought at least we would have amusing scenes with Todd.

The actor probably realised quite quickly what an actual shit show he'd signed up, so resigned. Don't blame him.