Coronation Street **NO SPOILERS PLEASE** Winding your way down on snaky Street

[TellingBone]

Away ye go cobbles pals

Id like it over quickly. Carla and dee dee will have to sort it.
Although we haven't seen the prison recently...

How can Roy be on bail when he's not yet actually been charged with murder. How can anyone be charged with murder without a body. Surely only a Judge has the authority to grant bail in a court of law

Yes, they were a couple for quite a while, but don't think they married.

Garry was with Izzy ...at the same time as their mum and dad were together I think ? 🤔..

Off down a little Corrie rabbit hole now I think !🤣🤣..

Back soon !! Wish me luck 🤣🤣

Ohh that wasn't to painful !

Gary and Izzy were first and then Owen and Anna got together ...

I am sure you can all have a restful Saturday now ...with my interesting update 🤣🤣

I think DS Swain just reads gossip on line than follows whatever they say

Roy was cleaning a flat with permission of the tenant, picking up rubbish and made no attempt to get rid of the blood stained curtains

Dee Dee pointed out there was no evidence but later on claimed she had seen people go down for less

Handy there's always a couple of lawyers next door to pick from to help whenever there is a police issue. So unrealistic !

And they always seem to be available

DS Swain also brought Daniel in for questioning purely on the word of Max who a criminal record for terrorist offences and a track record of harassing Daniel

Not so handy when the pair of them are absolutely useless.

Even with all that work they are not making much money, they share a pokey flat that was being used as their office until recently

Perhaps DeeDee spends all hers on clothes and Adam's goes on hair products

Have we not? Isn’t it the prison that Harvey keeps phoning Adam and Damon from?

Gossip from the Daily Mail.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13202143/Corrie-Crisis-ITV-bosses-left-huge-headache-failing-boss-legendary-soap-fans-ditch-droves.html

Fuck it, I'll do it. Give ITV my email, MN. At least I'd drop all the gangster shit.

Go for it!

Drop the gangsters, the terrorism, the stupid money/computer and batshit police stories, and bring back characters, stories, subtlety, deft writing and skilled delivery.

There is no actual evidence that Lauren or anyone else has been hurt is there? A small pool of blood on the floor and a few spots in the curtains. A nosebleed could account for it surely? Is it a mystery that there is blood and Lauren has disappeared, yes. Is it a crime, we don't know. Is it a crime you could charge someone for, no.

Honestly, yes, go for it. We are all behind you.

I can't cope with roy in prison. I think Harvey is in a cupboard. Or possibly the private hospital room. It isn't the nasty prison where bad things happen.

And un-baffoon Steve and Tim while they're at it!. I wouldn't mind but they're not even funny.

And Roy never noticed it when he was cleaning, yet dopey Sean did when briefly looking at the flat.

Reckon between us all we could do a much better job !

Unless they've not shown us the full bloodstain there is definitely not enough for a serious head injury, theres no evidence it IS laurens blood either!

They have no body, they don't seem to have spoken to Evelyn at all who would coroborate Roys version of events and yes, he didn't attempt to clean up all the blood, which he would have if he were the killer!

They should also be aware of Laurens connections and what nasty pieces of work they are, and yet think Roy is a more likely fit for murder than any of them? Bizarre.

But then these are the police who failed to get into Stephens laptop files when Daisy, the reknowned tech-genius l33t h4x0r managed to do it in mere minutes!

I think the blood will be from Lauren’s “boyfriend” who she’s clobbered in self defence and escaped. He’s back home with a bandage on his head unaware of all the fuss.

Evelyn would indeed be able to back Roy's story ...and I am sure that Shona was there as well listening to it all.

Has Roy ever been in prison? Perhaps it's just his turn, it's either prison or an organ transplant.

It’s a bit weird total bullshit that Lauren was gone for all of a few days and suddenly Roy’s in there bagging up all her stuff and doing a deep clean ready for a new tenant. I mean, in reality that wouldn’t be allowed surely, even if she was late with her rent?

Agree with PP who pointed out how obsessed Bobby is with Lauren. It’s really creepy and he’d be my first suspect. Wevvy plod are hopeless, just as well Wetherfied’s solicitors are too.

It just gets more and more preposterous. It’s like they’re not even pretending to try anymore. These days I treat it more like The Archers and barely bother to look up from my laptop.