EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

As sausage is now a lawyer of course he has to wear lawyer type clothes even on a day off

Carter wats app group

What was highway on it

Kats boys are a nightmare

Will she get back with Alfie ?

Johnny Sausage is a very a wooden actor. Odd looking lower jaw too. If he wants to be a hot shot lawyer he needs to improve his diction. He sounds like a rough yobbo.

Kat's boys are very badly behaved:(
I think it's weird to change Johnny's character so much when he wasn't like this before.
However, he might sort out Linda who seems very detached from her youngest children and only interested in drinking , which is sad

Jonny sausage is a terrible actor. His face has only one expression no matter what. He was a real softie before and now he’s going round punching people.
the kids getting in bed with Linda upset me. That was a terrible decision of Jonnys.
they are lovely looking children. Annie constantly smiling and really looks like she’s enjoying her acting debut!

I don't care if Johnny is a terrible actor he punched Dean and it made my day!

But if he's a 'lawyer' ( I suppose they mean 'solicitor' with ambitions to be a KC, fat chance) he can't go around punching people. Looks bad on the CV.

New actors to EE, especially inexperienced ones, are usually a bit dodgy or crap, but after they settle in they've improved a lot.

If Callum was on it, then why didnt J know that Ben is married to him?

Does anyone else find Kat a bit cringe? The shit parenting, the need for a man, the crude humour.

I mean, I do like her. But I've always thought she'd play a brilliant prostitute in some drama, hawking for business on street corners.

Yeah, I agree. Chantelle was shocking at first, but then settled into the role more.

I thought it was both cute and clever of Johnny to put the kids in bed with Linda. To sort of kick start her back to earth and remind her that they love her and still need her.

Gina and Anna were pretty bad too, but I like them more now, particularly Gina.

I think they are trying to portray Kat as the working girl with heart of gold. Earthy but loveable, a sort of EE Pretty Woman. I just worry she looks like a girl who doesn't change her knickers every day.

Ha, she does look a bit like the owner of a scuzzy gusset.

After reading about Denise's bipolar/psychosis storyline I'm starting to wonder will the whole killing Keanu at Chris not have been real but a hallucination all along? The rest of the Klan seem pretty calm, Stacey's calm enough to be having an affair. I know Linda seems to be on the piss but so would living her with mother and the other 20000 living in the Vic.

But to be fair, Kat's gusset does see a lot of traffic.

I doubt I could put up with Kat's boys tbf. They are a handful.
The twins are Alfie's and Tommy is his second cousin or something ( alfie's dead cousin Michael is Tommy's dad !) so it is better they stay there
( I know it's not real btw 😂)
I don't think that the Keanu storyline is a dream
Even by EE standards that would be very over the top and Sharon's reaction was real
How ever , this is a soap and nothings ever off the table I guess !

I just wanted to say that last week Kat said something like “I’ve worked hard all me life for these businesses” (ie the cab company and the launderette). Well hang on, she was cleaning with Jean wasnt she? It was only when she got with Phil that he bought these businesses. Didn’t make sense to me. Kat ran The Vic with Alfie and then I don’t remember her working until she did the cleaning x

Kat was going to be a black cabbie once , but that went on the back burner.

I loved the scenes between George and Elain last night, George was being really vulnerable and Elaine supportive. They were really touching.

I wish one of the 6 would just crack, I'm bored of this storyline now.

That’s right. She put a map up on the wall in the front room and that was about it. She didn’t go for The Knowledge appearances etc. It just all fizzled out

I missed the man from Ghosts last night .

I was too busy concentrating on George's tie !

At the beginning Anna was doing something to it ...but it still stayed crooked /askew from the top button !!

He is going to an important gathering....and no one told him his tie was off center !!

I didn't realise how obsessed I was about ties till last night 🤣🤣!

Did anyone else notice that the shoes off policy applied to everyone except George's dad ....they panned in on his shoes.

Looking forward to tonight's episode !

Exactly!

If I were one of 'the six ' I'd be waiting for my court case by now I think!