EASTENDERS 70. D is for DENISE AND DEAD BODY 😂 - tv pace. NO SPOILERS

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Not sure what to put for this After the huge 10mth wait for Christmas corpse. Still love that title 😂😂😂

Whitney is 20w preg. Let's hope baby is ok. Obv hasn't been taking folic acid as wasn't trying to fit a baby so please don't let baby have spina bifida.

Just let her be happy for once.

So we have penny who has dobbed in chief drug dealer

Totally get why Lauren is cross with penny

Shazz as done a runner to oz for how long ?

Linda being the usual good drunk

It stinks 😂😂😂 well it's a dead body there for 2.5w

Denise falling in was funny. I did laugh

All came out clean after moving and cementing a massive hole which looks very suss in the middle of the floor 😂

Aunt Sal is dead. Do we care ? Who will come back for her funeral ? Grant ?

Phil is 60? Obv his mum and Aunty will be dead

And be on the warpath now be knows shazza has gone to oz with his son

Jay training with honey. Both are doing in real life bless them for charity's

But the big one is D for Denise and her missing necklace

when will she reliese ……….

Not as ridiculous as this episode.anyone else find the cruise ship clan dialogue really odd? I was cringing. Must be hard coming into a soap to act if you are in it for just one episode though.

It's been a whole week since a blackmail storyline too. They must be losing it.

Yes! I said to dh that it was like a Year 8 drama piece: "You are a group of cruise ship performers during a promotional photo shoot the agent gets a text telling them that there isn't enough money to take all of the performers on the cruise after all".
It was so awful.

Agreed! Looked like a group of am dram people just got flung together at the last minute.

Was mostly distracted by the huge gap between Rory's 2 front teeth (she really should get them fixed if she wants to be on TV more often) and how camp Howie was acting around them all. No wonder Kim thought he was gay when she first met him!

Also, I often mishear her pronunciation of his name as Harry rather than Howie 🤦‍♀️

I liked Aurora , but I admit it was a very surreal scene! 😂

A few years ago Kim was all about private school for Pearl and wanting her to be something in life ( nothing wrong with that!)
Now she is going to be doing on line schooling on a cruise with her younger brother whilst mum tries to juggle working etc with ( probably) dodgy wi fi connections at sea and not a lot of time devoted to their education ! lol

Nish is definitely the kind of man to have affairs and he murdered that man etc etc, but ( in real life) he would be looking down his nose at Kat and her family and judging her. The pairing is just rubbish , unless he is hoping to use her to get Suki back or something ridiculous like that ! ..what are they both thinking ? Suki did save his life after all.
Suki also was critical of Kat's boys, but she sold out her own son, one is in prison for her and she once pretended to have cancer , so she should keep her opinions to herself really

Dear cod. Just seen last nights

Kat and nish snogging

Where did Cindy get £60k

All going on a cruise ship for 3mths. Kids as well - not that we ever see them

And now Bianca been mentioned - she will come back - mark my words !!!

I missed Bianca getting a mention.

Kat and Nish lol.
Not sure which one was worse. This or Phill and Emma's kiss.

Sonja came in to the pub and said to Whitney she rang and had split up with Terry

I was thinking who if I was the writer would I put Nish with ? Only one I could think was Kathy but she is a lot older than him I think. Plus Kathy was there that fateful night.
I was a bit 🤨 at the talk of fat sausages and a runny egg on the meal! We knew what was coming !

The sausage and runny egg talk was just nasty :(
With three very active boys and an impending move to George st and a divorce looming , I've no idea where Kat gets her energy from tbh !

Agree about the squelchy snogging, seemed way too soon for either of them after break ups, but also very unconvincing. Kat is usually pretty realistic in her acting I think, but this was just unlikely and barely believable.

Sonia isn't pregnant still.
I suppose this is why Whitney and Zack are staying quiet about her baby.
I remember Terry with Bianca , he seemed ok although I don't remember his storylines that much and had to look him up.
Shame they have broken up

She's going again in 6w

Seriously hope they don’t make horrible storylines for Suki and Whitney now, they really need to let them get their wins

How can Gina fancy Dean? apart from anything waaay more serious, he reminds me of a Hamster

Some right hook Gina has there 💪

Bring ... it ... on
I love Suki

A hamster that wears a questionable clothes. His high neck outfit looks like the uniform on Star Trek.

Not too mention @TotoAnnihiliation his short 'slacks', box fresh white trainers, and receding hairline, its not a good combo, eek!
He began to show his true colours with Gina in the flat, lets hope it sank in.

Suki needs to watch out, Nish knows what happened, hes mentioned revenge to Priya and his 'everyday i remember more' hint to Suki, was surprisingly overlooked.

Fab right hook Gina

Least Cindy has saved £60k but still want to know how she has that in her bank

Poor nugget. No one wants him

More Mention of Bianca and going up to see her

She will def come to the square

Is nish remembering that night

And kat really ? Hope she didn't shag him

Just a song

Snog ffs

So you mean Denzel rather than Nugget?

Didn't Cindy get a share of the cash from the Spanish bar sale in the end? I thought she did at least?

So Whitney and Zac are buggering off plus Kim & Co, shazza's gone too - was this for panto season maybe?