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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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the80sweregreat · 30/12/2023 07:09

They will all come unstuck, but how I'm not sure

islamann · 30/12/2023 07:13

Surely after Rocky's confession, the police would search the cafe for evidence and the body would be discovered?

the80sweregreat · 30/12/2023 07:15

I'm sure the police would recheck the crime scene ( cafe ) for extra evidence in real life , but it's EE where Rocky will probably get ' sent down ' and forgotten about.

SideshowAuntSallyx · 30/12/2023 07:22

I also can't see how any of them can come back from this. That's 6 main characters damaged possibly beyond repair. I don't see any of them there for much longer.

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 30/12/2023 08:02

islamann · 30/12/2023 07:13

Surely after Rocky's confession, the police would search the cafe for evidence and the body would be discovered?

I think it was already searched as a crime scene otherwise it would still be taped up?
Plus Kaff has sold it?
So that's Rocky taken care of for a few years, who made the call?

The looks in the Vic are making DH and I laugh 😂
Sharon👀 to Kathy👀 to D👀 to Stacey 👀
Annoyed they have got Linda back on the sauce.
She won't be able to keep her gob shut

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2023 08:33

Jellykat · 29/12/2023 22:53

Pretty sure Sonia super nurse said it was in his notes - that he was allergic to something or other... and Whit didnt realize it was in the food dye.

Yes they said was in his notes

It sure of any sw would mention an allergy as well

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2023 08:35

Think how long other body wasn't discovered for months / a year

Nicks sister

Can't even R.E.M. who killed her

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Hastheslotharrivedyet · 30/12/2023 09:29

Tina. Killed by Gray cos she’d worked out that he’d killed Chantelle. I enjoyed the Xmas day episode. It made me gasp when Keanu was stabbed but since then it’s descended into lunacy. Wrapping the body in tarpaulin and dumping it in the derelict cafe? One call to the police and it could’ve been sorted. He was strangling Sharon and Linda panicked. Same as Nish was attacking Suki and Denise whacked him. Unlikely two acts of the same kind in one night but this is Soapland. Now it’s just silly.

NadiaCravensworth · 30/12/2023 10:12

Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2023 20:34

Sad linda is knocking back the booze

Ivf is really annoying me now

From last thread

Back to Sonja and ivf

So if she has her egg collection yesterday wed 13 she will be having her egg back in mon 18

Meaning 2ww and find out if preg nyd

But

Yet somehow Sonja is having eggs put back in fri 29 so 16 days old

Usually do day 5. Sometimes 6. Deepening on the womb lining and how they are blasting

If were 2w old they would have died and disintegrated and be a mess of unusable cells

Get fact right EASTENDERS esp over something as precious as ivf !!!

Rant over lol

Why is shazza hiding her bruised neck. She needs to flaunt it so show others what Ken did to her

Bubbly Elaine means well but can be annoying

Now kim knows. All of the square will know 😂

Nurse Sonja to the rescue

Part of me
Thinks bless Rocky trying to help Kathy. Other part of me is leave it alone Rocky !!!!

Or he will end up dead 🙀

Or prison lol

(IVF) Hasn't the timeliness been shrunk though

Christmas day / boxing day episodes were set over one day

(Ignore the previous edit, I got it the wrong way round)

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2023 10:39

Tina and gray. That's it. Thanks

Mick not nick

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JMSA · 30/12/2023 11:17

Linda's a really nasty drunk.

Quit feeling sorry for yourself and step the fuck up.

Bunionbabe · 30/12/2023 11:47

I think they are all unpleasant in different ways. Nest of vipers, only with less intelligence.

Southeastdweller · 30/12/2023 12:05

I think Linda’s had a generally shit time since she came into the square ten years ago and her mother isn’t the most supportive of mum’s.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2023 12:51

JMSA · 30/12/2023 11:17

Linda's a really nasty drunk.

Quit feeling sorry for yourself and step the fuck up.

Most drunks are

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Blondeshavemorefun · 30/12/2023 12:51

Southeastdweller · 30/12/2023 12:05

I think Linda’s had a generally shit time since she came into the square ten years ago and her mother isn’t the most supportive of mum’s.

True

She has had a lot of shit to deal with

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JMSA · 30/12/2023 12:51

Southeastdweller · 30/12/2023 12:05

I think Linda’s had a generally shit time since she came into the square ten years ago and her mother isn’t the most supportive of mum’s.

So much of it is self-inflicted though. She's a mum and needs to just get on with it.

I come from a family with addiction problems, so am by no means unsympathetic to that. But there comes a point where you have to stop blaming everyone else and take responsibility.

NadiaCravensworth · 30/12/2023 13:00

I'd like them to show a non shambling functioning alcoholic as oposed to the always falling over type

AngelaAnacondaHeyHello · 30/12/2023 13:21

NadiaCravensworth · 30/12/2023 13:00

I'd like them to show a non shambling functioning alcoholic as oposed to the always falling over type

Yes me too. I would also like to set light to the hair donut and majority of her clothes. Please Linda just sling on a pair of jeans.

the80sweregreat · 30/12/2023 14:25

Linda's clothes make me feel itchy
All that pink and lace and blingy stuff all over her dresses
Sometimes she wears normal things and looks great , but mostly it's just horrible.
I like her hair though

LuluBlakey1 · 30/12/2023 14:28

the80sweregreat · 30/12/2023 14:25

Linda's clothes make me feel itchy
All that pink and lace and blingy stuff all over her dresses
Sometimes she wears normal things and looks great , but mostly it's just horrible.
I like her hair though

I don't like her at all as a character and she is a horrible drunk.

the80sweregreat · 30/12/2023 14:29

She is a nasty drunk :(
It's sad Linda is back on the booze

LuluBlakey1 · 30/12/2023 14:30

Sonia has become the resident medical expert. She veers between that and long-suffering comic wife/girlfriend role to whatever her insufferable husband/boyfriend is called.

Eastie77Returns · 30/12/2023 14:45

Surely the Vic would still be sealed off as a crime scene. The police also do not seem to have searched Sharon’s house for clues of Keanu’s whereabouts. Walford’s finest indeed.

Linda isn’t usually nasty or aggressive when drunk is she? Agree about the clothes though. The pink is a bit twee and she looks a bit like a fifties housewife.

Elaine wins Walford’s Worst Mum prize. Encouraging Linda to pretend she wasn’t raped just to protect her precious Jawge and not even noticing L’s back on the booze.

the80sweregreat · 30/12/2023 14:52

Elaine does my head in as one minute I like her and George together, the next she is just selfish and self absorbed and hasn't any empathy with Linda at all. She is a complex one

LuluBlakey1 · 30/12/2023 14:53

Usually 'villains' are in some way 'rehabilitated', to an extent, on soaps eg Phil, Billy, David Wicks, Peter Barlow, David Platt. I am wondering if we are seeing the start of this with Ravi.