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EASTENDERS 69 - THE CHRISTMAS CORPSE - tv pace no spoilers

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/12/2023 20:58

I have been sooooooooo wanting to do this title

I can't R.E.M. who said the Christmas corpse a few titles ago - but this no 69 (blondes giggles) is dedicated to you

So who will be killed Christmas Day

And by who

Hedge your bets

Linda
Denise
Suki
Stacey
Kathy

Shazza

Phil
Keanu
Nish
Ravi
Jack
Sean

Or someone else .......

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2023 16:12

NadiaCravensworth · 28/12/2023 14:53

Just saw this on reddit (don't worry, no spoilers!)

Alternative Six

Imagine if the six were: Jean, Kim, Sonja, Elaine, Bernie, and Priya. That would have ended up being comedy gold, running round the square trying to hide the body.

Sonja wouid have revived Nish and dead Ken

Jean wouid have panicked

Kim wouid have slipped it out in seconds

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the80sweregreat · 28/12/2023 16:46

Kim can't keep secrets for long or Bernie!

Fantasea · 28/12/2023 17:28

Meredusoleil · 28/12/2023 13:19

I was thinking they might use Eve's legal knowledge to get them out of this mess!

I was thinking that Suki would be able to get legal advice from Eve, but only Ritchie will be able to get them all off and will be instantly available once Phil is summoned. The only problem I see is that would it be possible for Ritchie to represent all of them at once?

theconfidenceofwho · 28/12/2023 17:36

Eastie77Returns · 28/12/2023 12:15

I think Elaine is very attractive, (notwithstanding the whole Mystic Meg tribute look and plunging negligées) but whenever I see George and Linda together I always think they look more like a couple age-wise. I’m not sure how old Elaine is meant to be or if George is a similar age but just looks good for it.

The Six will eventually need Ritchie so Phil will have to get involved! She is an expert in every aspect of the Law and will get them off all charges.

I agree with this but I also think that's so sad (& misogynistic) as we're so conditioned to seeing older man, younger woman on TV, that when there's a new, slightly older couple who are together, they kind of look wrong together!

Elaine has totally grown on me & I'm loving George & his girls!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2023 17:45

Agree new head Elaine is ok now where when she came we all wanted old blonde head mum

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lazymum99 · 28/12/2023 18:02

Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2023 13:12

I was surprised phil wasn't called out

Linda aa
Kathy was married and child together
Shaz was married and child together

You missed out Denise who he had Raymond with!

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 28/12/2023 18:13

theconfidenceofwho · 28/12/2023 17:36

I agree with this but I also think that's so sad (& misogynistic) as we're so conditioned to seeing older man, younger woman on TV, that when there's a new, slightly older couple who are together, they kind of look wrong together!

Elaine has totally grown on me & I'm loving George & his girls!

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She's only 4 years older however you are right older man with woman young enough to be his daughter is the usual 🤮

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2023 18:18

Omg @lazymum99 you are right

3 of the woman of the 6 have relations and kids with Phil

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Twonewcats · 28/12/2023 18:43

I reeeeeeeally hope Colin Salmon is in the show for the long-haul - I think he's fantastic

Jellykat · 28/12/2023 19:12

Oh no @Blondeshavemorefun, i dont go on the spoilers thread, so didnt know you were being bad mouthed over there!
How could they? Angry You're MNs telly queen!!

Meanwhile, i've been wondering why Suki and Stace didnt go get Eve, shes always really clear headed and might've come up with a better plan then what the six ended up doing!

Jellykat · 28/12/2023 20:00

Oh come on now ladies, this is getting silly now.. shop Rocky?😆just blackmail the old nosey git....

MichaelAndEagle · 28/12/2023 20:21

Where are they going with this??

rainbowruthie · 28/12/2023 20:21

Why on earth would they draw police attention back to Kathy's Caff, not a well thought out plan at all.
Perhaps they should bump him off as well Grin

Jellykat · 28/12/2023 20:30

They're all pissing in the dark tbh, not good murderesses at all.. not a hope they'll get away with it once things (Ken) gets whiffy anyway

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2023 20:34

Sad linda is knocking back the booze

Ivf is really annoying me now

From last thread

Back to Sonja and ivf

So if she has her egg collection yesterday wed 13 she will be having her egg back in mon 18

Meaning 2ww and find out if preg nyd

But

Yet somehow Sonja is having eggs put back in fri 29 so 16 days old

Usually do day 5. Sometimes 6. Deepening on the womb lining and how they are blasting

If were 2w old they would have died and disintegrated and be a mess of unusable cells

Get fact right EASTENDERS esp over something as precious as ivf !!!

Rant over lol

Why is shazza hiding her bruised neck. She needs to flaunt it so show others what Ken did to her

Bubbly Elaine means well but can be annoying

Now kim knows. All of the square will know 😂

Nurse Sonja to the rescue

Part of me
Thinks bless Rocky trying to help Kathy. Other part of me is leave it alone Rocky !!!!

Or he will end up dead 🙀

Or prison lol

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Southeastdweller · 28/12/2023 20:35

Rookie error with them communicating by phone about the Rocky problem.

MichaelAndEagle · 28/12/2023 20:44

Sharon's hiding the bruised neck because him strangling her isn't part of their story at all.
They don't want police knowing that or it gives them a motive for killing him.

Infusedwithfigandhoney · 28/12/2023 20:48

Surely all Rocky needs to do to help Kaff is keep his gob shut 🙄
Oooh I can help yoooo !
Yep 🤐

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Blondeshavemorefun · 28/12/2023 23:02

MichaelAndEagle · 28/12/2023 20:44

Sharon's hiding the bruised neck because him strangling her isn't part of their story at all.
They don't want police knowing that or it gives them a motive for killing him.

Ah right. I thought they said he had a go at shazza

I can't keep up with what they said and what actually happened

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Fiddlersgreen · 28/12/2023 23:43

I’m a lurker on this thread, always reading but not really much to say. I am grateful for a no spoilers thread and that it is upheld as much as possible
Thank you @Blondeshavemorefun for this thread and thanks to everyone who reports the spoilers, I’ve been lucky to
miss the last few ones as they’ve been removed before I’ve seen them
I avoid the thread if I’m not up to date with the episodes myself

Twonewcats · 29/12/2023 01:05

Elaine: "what's Christmas round here without an attempted murder?" 😅😅

JMSA · 29/12/2023 01:08

With the amount of alcohol necked by Linda - as well as the innumerable drinks given 'on the house' by Elaine - it's a wonder the Vic turns a profit at all!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 29/12/2023 08:11

And paying 6 staff a wage as well.

Linda
Elaine
George
Anna
Gina
Tracey

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MichaelAndEagle · 29/12/2023 08:19

I also really appreciate the non spoiler thread, although I am on both.
I don't mind spoilers that are leaked to the press for example.
But I don't really want to know exactly what had happened that day if someone has watched that morning.
I for one am paranoid about making sure I'm posting on the right thread, I wouldn't want to spoil it for anyone!

Bunionbabe · 29/12/2023 09:35

I don't understand how shopping Rocky for arson is going to ensure he keeps quiet about what he saw. The women's shared brain cell must need recharging.

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