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SPOILER THREAD: Eastenders

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the80sweregreat · 14/11/2023 16:08

Do not enter if you don't want to know what is going on ! All spoilers welcome here.

See you all soon

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theconfidenceofwho · 26/12/2023 13:20

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 12:44

I'd ring the old bill and say ' Sharon was nearly killed by Nish , his unconscious now ' or something like that
Kathy sort of wanted to do this , but they all speak in riddles when it comes to doing the right thing half the time
Only one who stayed calm was Suki
She has form for being an hard nut tho

I actually loved Suki - she was great!

Mrsjayy · 26/12/2023 13:24

NadjaCravensworth · 26/12/2023 12:42

We had a dead mouse in the house some time ago, and christ the smell was horrendous!

it is horrific we also had a dead mouse my god the smell. A Keanu will give off a stench after a day or 2!

Mrsjayy · 26/12/2023 13:27

theconfidenceofwho · 26/12/2023 13:20

I actually loved Suki - she was great!

I love how Suki has developed i laughed at her realisation when Linda said "oh so you are a Lesbian then"

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 13:29

Mrsjayy · 26/12/2023 13:24

it is horrific we also had a dead mouse my god the smell. A Keanu will give off a stench after a day or 2!

Oooh no , a Dead Ken would still smell of Eau Savage and Colgate even after a few days .
And as it is obviously near freezing in Albert Square and he's preserved in a tatty old blanket/carpet/tarpauline and copious amounts of DuckTape (other adhesive tapes are readily available ) , he'll stay mountain fresh till March .
When people will start muttering about "drains" .

The Walford 6 should know the Top Tip to put a dead dog on top of a buried corpse , to throw the scent and stop people desecrating the grave .

theconfidenceofwho · 26/12/2023 13:30

Me too @Mrsjayy - think she'll always have the under current of evil & manipulative but agree that I love what they've done with her.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 13:34

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 12:23

Nobody loves Dean because his a nasty vile rapist who abuses women and then tries ti make out it was everyone else's fault
What his done to Linda is unforgivable

Boxing Day plans for shopping cancelled as shops we wanted are closed!

I know I know about Dean. I don’t like him too really but why do they keep slipping sympathy stuff about him in?!

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 13:42

Sorry the shop was closed ! Maybe tomorrow?
Not sure what's open or shut on BD these days !!
Tyson the dog is missing .. maybe he'll be thrown onto the corpse ?
Bernie works in the Vic , she'll start to smell a rat surely ? You'd want to know where he is at least wouldn't you ? I know she hates him now etc etc
I love how Elaine didn't want to go into her own home to fetch a few bits for her time away
Handy that especially as told L she'd be half hour then just gone off in a cab
Cabs are like gold dust round here at most times

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 13:48

Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 12:36

Because it meant they’d either have to dob one/some of them in

But it’s not like any of them are related to each other, most aren’t even friends! Personally if I was in this group the person I would put first would be myself and I wouldn’t give a shit about the others. Not calling the police is something you only ever see in films or TV shows, in a group situation like this of more than a few people. Nobody in a non-family group in this context would never not call the police. I was cringing at Denise threatening Kathy - of course the police would believe Kathy!

You forget though, it’s Enders. Even though most aren’t related or even that good friends with each other they seem to have a strong dislike/distrust of the law, unless it’s absolutely necessary. Or they’ll try to get someone to do dirty work for them (Nish and Ravi) and then act all surprised or there’s another story (eve’s jacket in boot of Ravi’s car.

I sort of used to hang around with low level criminals as a young teenager and my nana had a close friend (live in lesbian lover but always denied it) who’d danced with the Krays in Catford dog track dance floor and knew some dodgy characters (I never asked and thankfully was too young or not born yet) and as far as I know, yes the police were called sometimes but I’m sure sometimes people just hoped it’d go away so didn’t call the police. I could go into it in more detail but it’s depressing and gossipy. But trust me I know some people who don’t call the police or not immediately, vigilante types too.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 13:53

Fair enough for not getting 'the old bill ' involved , but one is actually married to a detective and another one lives on the square ( Callum )
It's too close to home really.
Plus the story has already changed once within an hour of him being stabbed ( Suki was coming up with all kinds of things )
You need a good memory to be a liar and these six are surely doomed already ?

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RedToothBrush · 26/12/2023 14:00

Bernie works in the Vic , she'll start to smell a rat surely ?

If Bernie can smell Ken from the Vic, I think the problem will be fairly obvious...

Mrsjayy · 26/12/2023 14:02

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 13:29

Oooh no , a Dead Ken would still smell of Eau Savage and Colgate even after a few days .
And as it is obviously near freezing in Albert Square and he's preserved in a tatty old blanket/carpet/tarpauline and copious amounts of DuckTape (other adhesive tapes are readily available ) , he'll stay mountain fresh till March .
When people will start muttering about "drains" .

The Walford 6 should know the Top Tip to put a dead dog on top of a buried corpse , to throw the scent and stop people desecrating the grave .

HA 😂

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 14:04

Ha ha! I meant Bernie might start to wonder where he is !
Probably lots of rats in that horrible Vic kitchen as it is !! 😂

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Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 14:06

I don't have the stats but hardly anyone gets away with murder these days which everyone knows, even thick soap characters so I do still think it's silly one of them didn't call the police (but I understand it may not be done immediately when you're in shock or something). But this is a soap, and one of them will crack at some point, or Dean or Nish will blackmail them. I just hope it doesn't drag on for months and months!

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 14:09

Cabs are like gold dust round here at most times

George did say something about getting the last cab , it was a black cab , but he must've booked it rather than hailed it ? It pulled up at the end of the road and tooted .
If he phoned and said "Can I have a cab please , for George Knight Queen Vic Albert Sq " the person on the phone would be all
George Nightmare Knight ? My Dad was ypur biggest fan , saw you fight at the Romford Rough House in 92 . Course you can have a cab, I;ll get Terry out to you ..."

Though where the KatzKabz drivers were on one of the busiest days ....?

RedToothBrush · 26/12/2023 14:26

Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 14:06

I don't have the stats but hardly anyone gets away with murder these days which everyone knows, even thick soap characters so I do still think it's silly one of them didn't call the police (but I understand it may not be done immediately when you're in shock or something). But this is a soap, and one of them will crack at some point, or Dean or Nish will blackmail them. I just hope it doesn't drag on for months and months!

At best Ken's death is manslaughter anyway.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 14:39

I'm still pinning hopes on Nish shrugging off this mortal coil.
He was in a fight with Ravi (not many peole would come out of this unscathed) he's twice Ravis age and half his size
Then whacked on the back of the head with a bottle
His breathing is ropey to say the least .

In any Medical Soap/Drama it would be we did all we could but the damage was too much for him to survive
Or someone could just snap his neck like wringing a chickens throat ...?

Could get the Double Corpse by NYE ?

NoisyBrain · 26/12/2023 14:47

Haven't watched today's yet, but after a great build up last night I was so disappointed it was Ken & not nasty Nish who died!

And so we've got anther ridiculous 'don't call the police' scenario? Even though Linda acted to stop Sharon being strangled and there were four other witnesses who could confirm that! FFS, EE really pisses me off sometimes (I'll keep watching though of course 😂)

We also had a dead mouse in the house once, thanks to DCat. Took days to find out where the hideous smell was coming from!

RedToothBrush · 26/12/2023 14:50

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 14:39

I'm still pinning hopes on Nish shrugging off this mortal coil.
He was in a fight with Ravi (not many peole would come out of this unscathed) he's twice Ravis age and half his size
Then whacked on the back of the head with a bottle
His breathing is ropey to say the least .

In any Medical Soap/Drama it would be we did all we could but the damage was too much for him to survive
Or someone could just snap his neck like wringing a chickens throat ...?

Could get the Double Corpse by NYE ?

Is Ravi still alive?

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 14:55

Tina's body lay in the old Indian restaurant for about a year ( maybe less ?) and nobody thought to look there or report a smell etc
Dee will have to make it up with Jack now I suppose , she can't really leave him with all this guilt hanging around and make him even more suspicious?
Will Suki tell Eve what's going on?
Or Stacey ?
Will Rocky ever just go away ?
Nobody even likes him anymore

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Fantasea · 26/12/2023 15:27

I've watched today's and there is no way the six of them are ever going to remember to keep to the same story. When they were all moving Ken's body across to the caf, it was like something out of Fawlty Towers!

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:29

Nish has been there a while now and Dee has moved him too, if they call an ambulance won't they question who moved him etc etc?
What is the plan regarding Nish ?

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the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:32

I admit I did laugh at todays one
Stacey on look out in those sky high heels in the fake snow.
Albie calling out ' mum '
His old enough to walk down stairs !
The story has already changed a few times and nobody about at all ?
Rocky looked a bit suspicious, but too drunk to do much.

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MichaelAndEagle · 26/12/2023 15:39

As far as I remember the main reason they didn't call the police was Denise saying they'd never be believed.
I didn't buy that, as you say all of them witnessed him attack Sharon plus everyone witnessing the truth coming out at the wedding, so loads of motive for him attacking Sharon.
As for Nish though, what reason are they suggesting that Keanu would attack him?

There's no way they are all going to stick to the same story.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:40

The story will change as it already has an hour or so on. Plus Suki was only speaking to three others while Dee and Stacey were not in the room too ! You need it in stone

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Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 15:42

If Dean doesn’t become a donor for Jade, what’s the point of her being in EE?

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