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SPOILER THREAD: Eastenders

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the80sweregreat · 14/11/2023 16:08

Do not enter if you don't want to know what is going on ! All spoilers welcome here.

See you all soon

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Fantasea · 26/12/2023 15:42

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:29

Nish has been there a while now and Dee has moved him too, if they call an ambulance won't they question who moved him etc etc?
What is the plan regarding Nish ?

I hadn't thought about the implications of Denise moving Nish. The Police in Walford are quite stupid so might not think it odd that he fell and landed in the recovery position!

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:43

The police are pretty dim tbf !

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 15:44

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 13:53

Fair enough for not getting 'the old bill ' involved , but one is actually married to a detective and another one lives on the square ( Callum )
It's too close to home really.
Plus the story has already changed once within an hour of him being stabbed ( Suki was coming up with all kinds of things )
You need a good memory to be a liar and these six are surely doomed already ?

I was wondering about this…

So Suki was planning it all the out. But they had several stories going as to why Ken was murdered/Nish was bottled, then there’s Rocky to keep quiet as you never know if he’d be questioned or go to the cops as he was at the door. Plus Dean.

I can see one of them losing the thread of the lie and slipping up.

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:47

Suki was saying all sorts whilst Dee and Stacey were doing something else.
They need bullet points or something, they are bound to all say different things

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Fantasea · 26/12/2023 15:49

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:47

Suki was saying all sorts whilst Dee and Stacey were doing something else.
They need bullet points or something, they are bound to all say different things

I was thinking Suki should write them a list too! Let's just hope it's dopey Callum doing the questioning.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 15:50

Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 14:06

I don't have the stats but hardly anyone gets away with murder these days which everyone knows, even thick soap characters so I do still think it's silly one of them didn't call the police (but I understand it may not be done immediately when you're in shock or something). But this is a soap, and one of them will crack at some point, or Dean or Nish will blackmail them. I just hope it doesn't drag on for months and months!

Here’s a bit of gossip for you… a few years ago my evil uncle (likes to think he was a bit piece gangster but no way… just manipulative) had some sort of court issue with my nana, long story he won and she was furious… he threatened her etc. well nana was with me, DM and a dodgy family friend and asked if uncle could be got rid of, for money, friend thank god said no as they’d get caught. My nana was a bit disappointed but it was amusing and worrying to see her rage over this (she was normally nothing like this!).

So yes, I do think it was silly police weren’t called but yes someone will crack etc. I wonder who did the dropped call thing?

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:51

Suki needs a laptop and print off six stories for them to remember.
Plus I hope they all get washed and changed by tomorrow as those clothes look itchy and uncomfortable ( esp the wedding dress )

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 15:51

Fantasea · 26/12/2023 15:49

I was thinking Suki should write them a list too! Let's just hope it's dopey Callum doing the questioning.

But if Suki writes a list someone will find it…

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:52

I thought that Linda did the dropped call in the loos ? On her mobile ? Might be wrong
Kathy had the landline in her hand at one point too , but didn't ring ?

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 15:54

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 14:09

Cabs are like gold dust round here at most times

George did say something about getting the last cab , it was a black cab , but he must've booked it rather than hailed it ? It pulled up at the end of the road and tooted .
If he phoned and said "Can I have a cab please , for George Knight Queen Vic Albert Sq " the person on the phone would be all
George Nightmare Knight ? My Dad was ypur biggest fan , saw you fight at the Romford Rough House in 92 . Course you can have a cab, I;ll get Terry out to you ..."

Though where the KatzKabz drivers were on one of the busiest days ....?

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When we popped out in Penge/Beckenham/Elmers End (outing where I live but sod it!) to go for a walk and also pick up cream from an open shop it was amazing how many black taxis were out, with lights on and off. We guessed either people wanting to drink had got them, or very late nights night before dropping them off.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 15:55

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:52

I thought that Linda did the dropped call in the loos ? On her mobile ? Might be wrong
Kathy had the landline in her hand at one point too , but didn't ring ?

Oh yes.

my question is where was slippery Dean?

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:55

I live in Essex and getting cabs is hard going !
It's not even that rural or anything

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the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 15:56

You think that Dean called the police? Wouldn't surprise me
The man is a menace !
( and evil )

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Fantasea · 26/12/2023 16:22

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 15:51

But if Suki writes a list someone will find it…

Yes, you're right, one of them would throw it in a bin in the market and then Jack would find it.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 16:23

Fantasea · 26/12/2023 15:49

I was thinking Suki should write them a list too! Let's just hope it's dopey Callum doing the questioning.

Ha yes , Dopey Callum or the Uniformed Officer doing the Welfare Call

Why not go into the Pub? A pub is just as likely to have an incident as a house , maybe more so .
Dee was being cagey .
The Police said the dropped call was an hour ago from a landline . Dee said the kids were mucking about .
I don;t think my DC would know how to use our landline , they're all mobile phones users .

They're more likely to look suspicious if they;re stories match exactly .
"I didn't see that I was getting a drink/in the loo/at the back . I heard someone shout" is more believable .

Ken could have a scrap with Nish about Bernie - maybe Nish being an arse about not giving Bernie her job back at the PestControl CallCentre and saying There won;t BE another cafe . It'll be flats . There's no job for Bernie , never was
They could say that tempers were frayed and Ken wanted to defend his sister ?

Rocky could drunkedly wander into the cafe site and fall into Ken's makeshift grave .......... Xmas Shock

foxlover47 · 26/12/2023 16:26

They surely will slip up , they admittedly were in shock etc but they made some dumb moves , not opening the door before they moved the body and standing around holding it deciding what to do 🙈😅
I would have said Nish and Ken fought as Nish was goading Ken about not being albies dad and it kicked off from there!
Sharon tried to step in so Nish strangled her , then the fatal bit happened

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 16:29

There doesn't seem to be any CCTV in Albert Square .
Janine only got caught putting bloodied clothes in a bin because Frankie was out doing her photography stint .

Nothing seen when Albie went missing either .

foxlover47 · 26/12/2023 16:30

I loved Denise and Stacey's dresses and suki looked gorgeous in here didn't she.
I think if dean has seen he will definitely sit on it for a bit of blackmail , I've had a welfare check before last year my mobile made a emergency call and a couple of hours later two police were at my door , they never asked for ID or anything just said they were checking all was ok, however a pub is huge anything could of been happening inside ( and was ) so suprised they didn't want a look around

foxlover47 · 26/12/2023 16:30

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 26/12/2023 16:29

There doesn't seem to be any CCTV in Albert Square .
Janine only got caught putting bloodied clothes in a bin because Frankie was out doing her photography stint .

Nothing seen when Albie went missing either .

That's what I was thinking , surely they will be picked up on camera at some point , there must be cctv somewhere

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 18:34

Cctv does not exist on the square!
You'd think that it would as it's the crime capital of East London and the police are there every week it seems
They should just put it in I think. Save themselves all the unnecessary questioning they do on a regular basis

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the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 19:02

The six dynamics will be fun to watch
Stacey and Dee have history and don't trust each other completely
Kathy wanted to call it in initially, she might crack under pressure
Stacey seemed hysterical, I think she might end up telling Eve ?
Suki has form for lies and deceit and will be the mastermind behind the various cover stories
Sharon will just continue to blame Linda, but go along with it as not too much choice now really
Linda will drink the place dry, but function as she knows she can't mess it up again

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Southeastdweller · 26/12/2023 19:47

Maybe Linda confides about it to Johnny and that’s why he’s returning?

the80sweregreat · 26/12/2023 20:05

Johny the lawyer ! Of course
Although even he would have trouble unraveling that lot

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VivienneDelacroix · 26/12/2023 20:25

RedToothBrush · 26/12/2023 10:33

So a rotting corpse that no one is going to notice the stench from.

Just watched todays episode.

It was unrelenting stupidity and ridiculousness.

These 6 would last about 10 minutes in the real world before getting caught out.

I mean, no CCTV in the Vic???? Its in the MinuteMart...
Out the front door with a body, whilst you argue amongst yourself loudly about who is going to open the car door.
Before then manhandling it to another location (noting they made light weight of the weight of Keanu).
And not one sole on Christmas Day when people are up late, saw any of them tip toeing around the square in platforms and heels (in the sodding snow - footprints anyone) looking more than a little suspect.

And I've not even mentioned about Nish and how the Eve / Suki thing hasn't even remotely been resolved either.

Easties can be farfetched at times but this ones truly special.

Walford is the only place in the whole of London with zero working CCTV. Kush and the tube station platform annoyed me the most. Tube stations have so much CCTV.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 26/12/2023 20:30

Curses, I forgot today’s episode is on Iplayer which I binge watched this morning!

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