Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Oh then yes she does look a bit older , I had her down as late 30s

Everyone here is delighted I'm putting MAFS on

The spoon

Gosh in that opening sequence Porscha's face barely moved around her eyes. She looked like she was made of plastic.

Here we go again

Ella's tan looks very blotchy

Déjà vu…

I feel I need a glass of wine to watch this car crash tv tonight...

Eek Ros and Thomas

How did these two go from not even hugging to having sex?

Thomas is so cute.

They had sex

Whaaaat? Where did that come
From?

They are being so dramatic about having had sex. It's just sex.

And now Roz is talking about walking away! Doesn't say much for Tom's performance..

Sounded like he agreed to a hug, and she moved in. But that may not be true.

Who knew, fit as fuck, is cockney?

Thomas had very defensive body language there.

The ixpirts got dressed in the dark

Ah those two....

Oh, she said "He's very messy" not "He's very massive🤦‍♀️

I'm Thomas 😐

Love the neck brace Shona

Omg they're really putting Nathaniel on the spot and also that's harsh on Ella. He doesn't fancy Ella and Ella is going to freak out when he realises...

Maybe the tantric swing Sexton got out of hand

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