EASTENDERS 67 - peepo Theo is next door 😂 - TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo Theo is still perving and now moved in next door. What will copper jack say about that !!!!

lily finally popped and is trying her best tho getting a baby to lick a crisp isn’t really the best

waiting for Sonja ivf - reiss has wanked so full steam ahead with Debbie’s money - obv will work first time so allowing down regging (which EASTENDERS will forget /won’t do ivf properly) I’m guessing soniss or renja will be having a baby July /aug next year

I think Alfie was lying and does have prostrate cancer - really is unlucky - had a brain tumour - won a millionaire now prorated cancer but hey he doesn’t have to pay back the other £28k to phil is life is good

will kat marry philif 😂 - will he confess he had a bunk up on Peggy’s sofa which has seen
soooooooo much action

ian and Cindy are back and not doing much apart from another restaurant planned

Ben is having counselling so quick his appointments and therapy sessions

jay is slipping away somewhere and staying out till 5am - with whom

As usual most kids in kiddicupard apart form Charli

looking as if might be Ravi as Christina’s corpse - can’t wait to use that title in December 😂😂😂

will he talk hisself out of the video of killing his dad

Karen hasn't been that convincing with her acting really , even the shaking and fretting seemed very fake
The police would be all over this in real life I'm sure of it , but being EE it'll probably be forgotten
If I were Karen I'd find a way of returning that money to Phil , but easier said than done

IF Rocky goes ahead with this stupid fire plan , the police will be back again !
They may as well just set up an incident room in the pub.

Meanwhile , Theo is still in hospital is he?
What became of all that ?

They are all waiting for Freddie to get back from Strictly!

Bobbie is doing well at the dancing !
I can't see him being voted off for a few more weeks yet.
It was nice to see Jean with Charli. I had a feeling she would see Albie , but Karen was quick there to see her off

Does this push Keanu up the list of possible Xmas day corpses?

Since Sharon and Ken now seem to be back together he seems the most likely candidate for Sharon to marry. Could there be a big Xmas day reveal when she finds out that Keanu was behind the blackmail plot.

Rocky also goes up the list if he goes ahead with burning down the caff and it is revealed on Xmas day.

Then Theo will have even longer to wait! I think that could be a good story as I like the scenes with Eve, I think she is very believable.

Oh god , if Sharon marries Ken , then discovers the truth , she might get the pans out for more ' poison carbonara' as she did with Ian!
She might meet someone else between now and Christmas, but it feels unlikely now somehow. Not sure where this story is going though , but he clearly has her back on side.
At least he will be able to pay for the wedding with the 50 k. Even if it's in the Vic and not as pricy as some places are! Lol
( yet hide the fact he has money from Sharon !)
Dear oh dear

I wouldn’t get a tea or coffee from the cafe, very grubby. Def needs a full refurb

was it 6 weeks rent Rocky had to borrow? And we calculated the rent. It was about a grand a month was it? Can’t remember now

If he has a stable income and payslips he could have got a regular loan, or you know just come clean to Kathy that he doesn’t have enough coming in to help with her loan repayments and flat deposit.

Well From her kiss at the end of tonight's ......

She does still love /fancy him

Thick as pigshit but must be hung like a donkey

Or why else would shazza keep going back for me

Maybe she will marry him. Find out at the blackmail and want to kill him

As I said uncle Malcom be over for Xmas and rest is history

Yes I worked out it was 300. Week I think and !1200 a month

I just don't believe Keanu and Karen would be this stupid. It's a stupid storyline.

But yes, I think Keanu is back on the top of both the Sharon's Groom and the Xmas Day Corpse Charts. But I'm beginning to think Suspicious Phil will work it out.

Also LOL at Keanu being too honest and good for his own good!

Catching up on a few eps. Agree the whole thing is ridiculous!

But where did the police find Albie’s passport, I must have missed a bit.

Keanu snuck the passport back into the house and hid it in an inbox full of other papers..

Thanks I was only half watching at that point!

At this rate Ken will have Phil and Sharon after him if they discover the truth
Not a good combination at all

Even by EE standards the entire SL was ridiculous.

Karen collected Albie in the middle of a busy park during the day and even the two police officers who were walking close by didn’t notice. There are posters of Albie everywhere. No-one recognised him as Malcolm dropped him off…Malcolm didn’t notice the posters. Has not at one point thought it strange that his estranged SIL dumped her grandson on him.

Sharon gave the ‘Detective’ the ransom note and he barely looked at it. No interest in fingerprints, handwriting analysis. Ok then.

But the most unbelievable part is that no-one has asked Albie any questions about who he was with and Sharon just wants to drop it and not find out who took him?!!

How old is he? Surely old enough to talk about his nice stay with Uncle Malcolm and Auntie Candice.

Any normal mother would be terrified the kidnappers were still lurking but no, Sharon’s all smiles and let’s just carry on as normal.

A toddler missing overnight would be a national news story. I think the police usually tell civilians not to organise searches themselves and should leave it to the police. Must be the most ridiculous plot ever. And there have been a few.

I must admit, when they started the whole hide Albie at a relative's, it vaguely reminded me of that case a few years back where the mother and her thick as shit boyfriend, hid the daughter at the home of boyfriend relative. I'm not going to say the name of the poor kid, but am sure it's obvious who I mean, so I was glad it didn't go down that avenue, tbh. That wouldn't have been right, I don't think.
The SL is just absolutely ridiculous, as many others have pointed out, someone would have seen her either taking Albie there (possibly public transport?), or when picked him up in the park. As much as Karen hates Sharon, I don't think there's anyway she would've gone along with it had she known Ken's plan before she dropped him off with Macolm. She knows what it's like to lose a child so no way would she have agreed that one in advance.

Didn't Sharon say that he was asked and all he said was something about there being a nice man and a princess there? And then didn't say anything else, and now Sharon doesn't want him questioned by the police or anything, to traumatise him. But he's bound to just blurt out something at some point maybe?

Yes a nice man. Trampoline and a princess

Karen's sister /Malcom will come over for Xmas and it will all come out

What will they do with the £50k

I can imagine that Karen might spend the money ! Or at least make a dent in it
How to do it without raising suspicion with Bernie or Mitch is another matter !

She will ‘hide’ it in the front room somewhere as she is clearly as dim witted as her son and someone will find it.

But yeah I think she won’t be able to resist splashing out so the invisible kids Mia, Bailey (and the other one whose names I’ve forgotten) have the Best Christmas Everrrr.