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Celebrity Masterchef: Finals week!

231 replies

Pebbledashery · 06/09/2023 15:29

New thread!

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AutumnCrow · 06/09/2023 15:35

Hello! So who's left? By my calcs it's Amy, Wynne, Luca and Max?

Amy for the win, Wynne close 2nd.

SleeplessinSeattle53 · 06/09/2023 16:07

Can I join? Definitely Wynn for the win.

AutumnCrow · 06/09/2023 21:05

The old thread's still running and only on page 18/20, so I'll see you back over there.

@SleeplessinSeattle53 See you over on Masterchef thread 3 Smile

EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:33

'French trim' always sounds like something Casanova might have been into.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2023 21:33

Thanks Pebbs, you're always so organised.

Fussy eater Luca can fuck right off.

fourquenelles · 06/09/2023 21:33

We here now?

TheDogsMother · 06/09/2023 21:33

EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:33

'French trim' always sounds like something Casanova might have been into.

Essential prior to a beach holiday.

GrandTheftWalrus · 06/09/2023 21:34

Are we over here now?

Blueberrycreampie · 06/09/2023 21:34

More hot coals!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 06/09/2023 21:35

Rack of lamb is a fuck a lot of fuss.

Sunbird24 · 06/09/2023 21:35

Didn’t we have meringue scorched with a hot coal in a restaurant kitchen round on one of the other series?

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2023 21:35

Rhubarb grown under candlelight? I loathe rhubarb normally but that makes me even madder at it.

TheDogsMother · 06/09/2023 21:35

Grown under candle light !!

EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:35

What is it with involving coal in desserts?

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 06/09/2023 21:36

I love baked Alaska, but surely it's cheating if it's not actually going in the oven?

It's just rhubarb, ice cream and meringue... no baking at all!

TheDogsMother · 06/09/2023 21:36

Under a hot coal ? It's a bit tiresome.

Halsall · 06/09/2023 21:36

Thanks Pebble!

Luca can sod off with his fussy eating (has anyone noticed yet that I don’t like him?)

Pebbledashery · 06/09/2023 21:36

Hope you lot will miss my organisational skills!

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PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 06/09/2023 21:36

Yes, on the normal one I think.

EsmaCannonball · 06/09/2023 21:37

They should piss this chef off by saying his fire is wussy compared to where they were cooking last night. 'Ooh, it's a bit small. And indoors.'

fourquenelles · 06/09/2023 21:37

Nookie Bear

Celebrity Masterchef: Finals week!
PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 06/09/2023 21:37

^ That was replying to Sunbird.

Halsall · 06/09/2023 21:37

fourquenelles · 06/09/2023 21:37

Nookie Bear

HAHAHAHAHA

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 06/09/2023 21:37

My arse it’s grown by candlelight.
Forced rhubarb is grown by only 12 producers in West Yorkshire in damp, dark sheds, and harvested by candlelight in mid-winter. Forced rhubarb has a more delicate flavour, tender stalks, and red colour than varieties of rhubarb that are grown outdoors. It is considered to be superior to rhubarb harvested outdoors.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/09/2023 21:38

That does look like Chef.