Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go!

Disappointed that a Casanova Cake isn't shaped like a giant erect penis.

Think luca or max will go tonight.

To whoever asked my earlobes are sweating.

Yeah I think we’ve spotted who's been taking lessons from a professional patissier, Luca.

Luca and Max must've gone to the same school....

And failed.

It warm even in Scotland tonight.

I always think of Casanunda instead, thanks to Terry Pratchett

And thanks @fourquenelles it was nice to get out.

Could John catastrophise any more ( yes it's a made up word) - the ceiling could also fall in!

Anyone old enough to remember the cake the chef mad for Sid James on Carry on Cruising? Wonder if Max is going to add spaghetti in honour of Luca's nonna

Casanunda and his ladder.

I'm sweating profusely right now...

Go on, Max. Scream in Gregg's face that he's a 'fucking moron' and we'll all believe you're Gordon Ramsay.

Evening Chuffs. Are we in for raw lamb catastrophe ?

Go Amy!

Hmm, his mum had elderflower icing when she was 18? Given that it’s only become mainstream in the last 30 years I doubt.

My namesake, Esma Cannon, is in that film!

One of my favourite Viz cartoon strips featured Winston Churchill and a knob-shaped jam sponge. Happy memories.

In Venice there's a "Casanova experience with 3D elements". Sadly I didn't have time to, so I'll never know whether the 3D elements were actually completely innocent.

I love Amy's. Like the Sainsburys ads before Bake Off.

Amy's actually looks nice

Amy did a good job.

Luca's looks dodge in several places.

I loved her - little sparrow of a woman

Why are his profiteroles pointy?

I want cake