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Celebrity Masterchef - Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 23/08/2023 11:01

Here we go!

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EsmaCannonball · 01/09/2023 21:19

You don't get chocolate soil on Ryanair.

Blueberrycreampie · 01/09/2023 21:20

Did I just see a splatt - not seen one of them for a while.

TheDogsMother · 01/09/2023 21:21

Ahh maybe @FuckingHellAdele. Always a scary landing though. It's probably best to stick to the EasyJet vacuum wrapped tapas box.

fourquenelles · 01/09/2023 21:21

Huzzah Marcus can f off

Halsall · 01/09/2023 21:21

I that hispi cabbage I spy? 👀

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 01/09/2023 21:21

Bye bye Marcus I think then.

Sunbird24 · 01/09/2023 21:22

Yay, we finally got raw something!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 01/09/2023 21:22

Bye Marcus. You love rat.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/09/2023 21:22

Max will be thanking Marcus later.

littlbrowndog · 01/09/2023 21:22

Cmon gregg eat it

EsmaCannonball · 01/09/2023 21:23

Ooh, looks like Marcus is the only one who has done badly. I went off him during the mass catering challenge.

TheDogsMother · 01/09/2023 21:23

Pusta

GrandTheftWalrus · 01/09/2023 21:23

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 01/09/2023 21:16

I remember because I'm pretty sure I had the same meal at around the same time. Grin

It came with a sort of corrugated cardboard table mat with his face on IIRC.

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I can't remember that. Just that I was impressed with the meal as it was nice. Then by the time I next went abroad in 2022 no one got food unless pre ordered.

AutumnCrow · 01/09/2023 21:23

Sunbird24 · 01/09/2023 21:22

Yay, we finally got raw something!

If only he'd used a feral pigeon, he'd be fine

FuckingHellAdele · 01/09/2023 21:23

TheDogsMother · 01/09/2023 21:21

Ahh maybe @FuckingHellAdele. Always a scary landing though. It's probably best to stick to the EasyJet vacuum wrapped tapas box.

Had a Jet2 tapas box recently, was bloody lovely

fourquenelles · 01/09/2023 21:23

littlbrowndog · 01/09/2023 21:22

Cmon gregg eat it

No self respecting tape worm would go anywhere near the Thumb Baby.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 01/09/2023 21:24

littlbrowndog · 01/09/2023 21:22

Cmon gregg eat it

Remember when we got Monica for an episode instead? <sighs dreamily>

EsmaCannonball · 01/09/2023 21:25

fourquenelles · 01/09/2023 21:23

No self respecting tape worm would go anywhere near the Thumb Baby.

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The only ever tapeworm to become voluntarily homeless.

FuckingHellAdele · 01/09/2023 21:26

Oh god Marcus is insufferable.

TheDogsMother · 01/09/2023 21:26

Marcus off you trott

fourquenelles · 01/09/2023 21:27

Hurray!!! Good.

littlbrowndog · 01/09/2023 21:27

👏👏👏🍸🥾

Clymene · 01/09/2023 21:27

Oh what a shame, Marcus is toast

Halsall · 01/09/2023 21:27

He wasn’t nearly as good as he thought he was

EsmaCannonball · 01/09/2023 21:27

Amy is like a proper old-school 'can actually cook' Celebrity MasterChef contestant.