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Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

995 replies

Pebbledashery · 10/08/2023 20:22

Here we go

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Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:26

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2023 21:26

🤐🤐

🤣🤣🤣🤣

fourquenelles · 16/08/2023 21:27

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/08/2023 21:25

Has John got green highlights in his hair?

Or he's going mouldy poor old fella

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/08/2023 21:27

Mouldy 🤣🤣

Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:28

Get ready for the Nan klaxons to sound…..

EsmaCannonball · 16/08/2023 21:28

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/08/2023 21:25

Has John got green highlights in his hair?

I think it's slime off the walls from the underpass he's been living in. No electrical sockets for an iron, either.

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2023 21:28

Mouldy but not puffy. Is that an improvement ?

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2023 21:29

Dead nan's galore

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Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:30

🤐🤐🤐🤐

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2023 21:30

Nan 🤐

TheDogsMother · 16/08/2023 21:31

Nan. Drink. 🎉🎉

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/08/2023 21:31

Has Whatsername kicked John out?

Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:33

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/08/2023 21:31

Has Whatsername kicked John out?

Oooh, interesting thought MrsJ, she was on being a judge last week! Imagine the atmosphere if so! 😂

Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:33

MrJ, apols

EsmaCannonball · 16/08/2023 21:33

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/08/2023 21:31

Has Whatsername kicked John out?

No, but by the state he often appears in on this the show, the theory is it's a bit of a trek from the studios to his house so he just kips out by the bins.

Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:34

NAN

TheDogsMother · 16/08/2023 21:34

Nan, drink.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 16/08/2023 21:35

Ah she's probably still with him then!

Just wondered if there was a reason he had lost weight and resembled a hobo

Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:35

Increasingly I suspect they’re just inventing Nans for sympathy

Pebbledashery · 16/08/2023 21:35

Tonight's episode isn't very exciting or eventful.

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littlbrowndog · 16/08/2023 21:35

Invented nans 🤣🤣🤣

fourquenelles · 16/08/2023 21:35

Stop talking Gregggg

Nanny alert

EsmaCannonball · 16/08/2023 21:36

No, Sam! If your Dead Nan is a ghost then get her to poltergeist Gregg!

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2023 21:37

Feck his hair is green !!

Halsall · 16/08/2023 21:38

Ackee pie? Really? Hmmm……<backs away slowly>

littlbrowndog · 16/08/2023 21:38

Oh no lamb rack. Dooooom