Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

Michael Praed better not say 'mac 'n' cheese' next week. Don't crush my childhood dreams.

He’s not doing chocolate fondant as well. Poor show, Wyn.

We haven't had lamb doom for a while so here we go.

He'd better come dressed as Robin of Loxley or else

'Who am I? Where am I?' is exactly what John says in the skip every morning.

Defibrillator for Go Compare

Bloody mash! Ewwww!

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife!

No mention of that unrendered lamb fat, mmm?

That looked like a glass of sick

The slebs get away with bloody mash.

'A decent stab.'

Is that why your mashed potato was blood-soaked?

Has John never had whisky and ginger wine together? One of my winter favourites back in the 80s

Whisky Mac - forgotten what it was called

Why cut up the meat 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

Ooh yes, fourq. A Whisky Mac.

Buttery biscuit base

🤐🤐🤢🤮

Cheryl to go hopefully.

My tastes were less refined in the 80s

More like Diamond White 😆

Beans look a bit sad

I bought a whisky and ginger liqueur at a food festival a few years ago and it was gorgeous.

Now say 'shut up' to Gregg. But threateningly.

Exactly

I've got a bit of a crush on Locky.