Celebrity Masterchef: Thread 2

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go

The name even makes me shudder...

I knew who Wynne was - probably cos I am a taff 😄

'I'll burn anything, I'll burn porridge, I'll burn breakfast…'

Locksmith sounds like the ideal contestant for Sleb Masterchef then, no?

Sorry you're right I shouldn't have said anything, apologies all 😔

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Straight away.. Sam's stir fry looks rank..

According to Popbitch, Russell Watson allegedly brought in Wynne to enhance the higher notes on his recordings. Bit like Kirsty MacColl doing the high notes for Tracey Ullman.

She burnt those crisps a bit😅

Please don’t worry about it, Ellen!

That soup looks thick!

That celeriac crisp is like the fondued foreskin from Meet the Fockers!

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Nobody cares what you think Gregg.

Mushrooms....... shudder

How patronising is gregg. Cheeky idiot

Looks like he opened a tin of mushy peas straight into the plate 😂

Ummm… that looks bit…..rudimentary, Locky

I think Jamelia might want to look into installing a few locks and alarms the way Gregg's been looking at her.

I have never and could never eat duck.

I regret not having come across Locksmith before. He is a bit of all right.

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Wynnes looks good

Jamelias' isn't bad either

Locksmith can do duck quite well

Has John got green highlights in his hair?

He is isn't he 😅

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