EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo

Theo is the perve sex man. Well called to who said that

So we know but how long till Stace knows and martin def knows something is up

Lily is expanding by the minute - sure baby will come soon and not September

Poor Kim is inside for a few more days - hurry up and get her medical report

Ravi and Chelsea are back on

Jack and Denise are back on

Assume Patrick and Yolanda aren’t back on as he’s come back

The 3 brides shazza Kathy and kat - who will get married first and in what dress and to who 😂

As usually most kids in kiddi cupboard for parties and events and sure baby slater will be the same in years to come 😂😂

Keanu went abroad and was away for around a year (?)
We discovered he had a brief fling with Sam Mitchell over in Spain , which made me wonder if he was part of Peggy's life over there as they all live there ! Wasn't made crystal clear , but I thought he was ? Even though he wasn't with Louise as a couple etc

I think you're right.
Didn't he go to Spain and Lou was in Portugal?

I thought he was initially headed to the US?

There is no way that the wedding would have been booked as I said ages ago Rocky would have had to show his decree niscri and Kathy's one from being dead /witness /marriage to shazza dad death certificate

When they did the bans

They take the paper and check them

If it was dodgy they registrar would have said !!

Martin and Stacey was so sweet

I hope they get back together

They would have done years ago is ruby hadnt of lied

Theo was conniving saying . Well do you still want me to tutor

Stace should have said yes please as that's a diff arrangement and for lily

Jean didn't see impressed with them

She's team Theo

She won't be saying that when she finds out he's been paying to perve

Yes phil happy that Ravi owes him

Martin and Stacey are both like love struck teenagers. It's sweet , but Theo will probably scupper it all. It seems to be headed that way

He will wait for Stace and Marion to get back together

Then say he is the man who is paying her

Tho equally that looks worse for him

She was doing it for pay for her kids

Martin will understand this

Just realized Ian didnt appear, obvious Jo would though, crafty cow..
but at least it explains the paperwork to us!

Go for it Stacy!

Awww glad they got married - sure ex was stirring as the registry office would have said something

They would have spotted a fake

And he should have checked to see if signed papers

No one would be that silly

Tell her to go to the police she she would be done for fraud and blackmail

Tho sure I said this months ago that something like this will happen

Theo wasn't happy being dumped but tbh Stace and martin should be together

I was always 🙀🙀🙀🙀 when they split them up over ruby

Yes she will have to get divorced to eve first 😂

What was the point in that special episode with Cindy, Ian, Peter, Lauren and Louis if none of them are actually returning?!?

exactly!

I was certain Ian was going to turn up! So annoying.

Kathy didn't seem too bothered by Ian and Peter's no show in the end.

Jo vs Kathy slapfight:

Anyone else get a 1980s Dynasty flashback to Alexis vs Krystle?

Joan Collins at her campest!

Jo's sarcastic "You're the mushroom nobody wants, on a plate of Full English"
😆

Slap and a punch

I know I sound an old gimmer , but I hate seeing people being slapped and fighting ( especially women ) so a boo from me there!
What can Rocky do now though ? I guess Rocky will have to get a proper divorce?
Even giving her the money won't guarantee Jo will keep quite.

Eastenders, 90% blackmail plotlines, 10% other plotlines. They don't know how to inject drama without using blackmail. Boring.

I think Martin is cufflink man. Theo will bump him off. I think Martin will not be dead, dead though and Theo will die elsewhere.Martin is a bit of a cockroach - always getting a kicking and even a bus didn't flatten him. Definitely setting something up there. Theo will predictably run off with Lily's baby at some point 😂

I thought the slapping/bitch fight was a bit silly. No post menopausal woman can be arsed with that shit, especially over a man.

What a rubbish wedding reception. Just a few locals and some randoms dancing the Twist I think. Harvey mst be the biggest bore on the planet. Who's going to look after little Peggy once Lisa's cleared off? Phil? Sharon and Keanu? Or another one for the Kiddie Kupboard?

I'm not sure if it was todays or yesterdays and apologies if it's been commented on...but...did anyone see the bird poop or whatever it was on Phils door 😂

I did ! I wondered what it was at first !

Shrimps was invited to the wedding but not Bernie who is Kathy's trusty employee

And Jo would clearly destroy Kathy in real life!

Save your fifty grand blackmail money and go to a solicitor. Say that you married Kathy in good faith, that you believed the faked papers were real and that she was just trying to stir up trouble at the wedding. So far ex wife has committed fraud and blackmail, lodge a complaint.