EASTENDERS 65 - we KNEW he would be a perve !!! TV PACE NO SPOILERS

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Soooooooo

Theo is the perve sex man. Well called to who said that

So we know but how long till Stace knows and martin def knows something is up

Lily is expanding by the minute - sure baby will come soon and not September

Poor Kim is inside for a few more days - hurry up and get her medical report

Ravi and Chelsea are back on

Jack and Denise are back on

Assume Patrick and Yolanda aren’t back on as he’s come back

The 3 brides shazza Kathy and kat - who will get married first and in what dress and to who 😂

As usually most kids in kiddi cupboard for parties and events and sure baby slater will be the same in years to come 😂😂

Yep, Rocky needs proper legal advice
It's obvious , but they don't do reality

Yeh!

Yes I noticed it too.

Maybe the bird in question was after money from Mr M and he told him to ' flock off ' the safe is drying up.
So birdie Left a little message

Isn't "doing bird" old prison slang?

Ominous warning, Cockney-style.

<nods knowingly>

It is indeed an old eastend rhyming slang for prison ! Maybe ' birdie ' is an old mate of Phillips! Lol

Waiting for The Daily Mail headline "Secret message that Phil's going back to prison?"

Someone's going to "sing like a canary"...

(Jasper "Guv'nor" Parrot an ornithological gangster? I knew his arrival had to have an ulterior motive).

Barbara Windsor was known as the Cockney Sparrow. It's all beginning to thread together...

Or it could be a message from a whistle blower that it's all a load of crap.

Phil doing ' bird' ! His been in and out of prison a few times, not that long ago with Ravi too.

Hmm, interesting theory! Theo would fit the profile for the potential murder victim since we already discussed that most (all?) of the six women had been previously raped/abused. I doubt it'll be Martin as both Stacey and Shazza would be more upset surely?

Dh who doesn't watch EE because it's rubbish said at the end of last nights show 'well there's no problem with that, they'll just go to the police and tell them what Jo has done and she'll be done for fraud surely?' I told him not to be ridiculous - no one goes to the police in Albert square, including the two policemen who live there

Phil’s been to jail that many times they must have a cell reserved with his name on it. He’s been accused of the most serious crimes but has never actually served a sentence😂

He always manages to get Ritchie on the blower to “sort it ahhht”.

I know ; lol at the two policeman not going to work !
It's true 😂
Rocky needs to sort it out , properly
Not this blackmail story which has been done to death
Bigamy is seven years in prison, so the writer got that one right.
It seems a bit harsh to me , but I guess the law is the law

Silly old fool. Surely if the fake divorce papers were good enough to convince the registrar, all that would happen to Rocky if he fessed up is that he'd have to marry Kathy again, legally, at a later date, once the divorce was legit. He only gets himself deeper into the mire if he starts casting around for fifty k to pay off the legal missus. Maybe they'll try remortgaging the house, then Ian comes back, does his nut, but ultimately saves the day.

Excatly

And sure it isn't a fraud as the registry office would have checked it when you have to take in papers when do your bans

Wasn’t there a scene some months ago that involved Lily’s real dad Ryan, on the phone to his wife talking about Lily’s baby and how they would have it and bring it up?? That storyline never went any further. I can’t see Lily pushing a pram round the Square at 12 years old. Wonder if someone will “buy” it from the Slaters…

That's what I was thinking too!

Peter ran off with a ton of money from his Nan, so Kathy hasn't much left to give away
Not that they should anyway
Jo needs to be taken down a peg

I hope Stacey doesn't end up having more children with Martin if they decide to get back together at any stage.
We hardly see Arthur or Hope as it is and Lily will take up space with her one too
How they all manage I've no idea as it is

In the Phil/Sharon/Keanu/Lisa confrontation they said they’d been in contact with Louise who had been on a Spa day with Sam and was shocked that Lisa had taken her daughter out of the country? So a singular ‘day’ at the spa, but Lisa has been gone with Peggy for several days. Is Louise not involved in Peggy’s day to day life? Strange

Then Phil declares he’s keeping Peggy. Err what will Louise not be mad at you that you aren’t sending her daughter back to her immediately? I wouldn’t be happy with her staying with gangster grandad and new partner in another country she has no memory of. 😂

Children come and go on EE !
That's why they grow up like Lily I suppose
No real structure there and kept in the kiddie cupboard forever

There must be a business opportunity there for Stacey, rather than flashing her boobs. Stacey's Kiddie Kupboard offers all day/night care, lots of other kids to play with, reasonable rates. Get the genuine child-fee experience, as if your kids don't exist.

Stacy and lilly sent him packing after they realised Ryan and wife just wanted the baby, I'm sure his wife was a prison officer that he met in jail.

I always said that Whitney should open a crèche
( she was a nanny once )

Awww Martin & Stacey!
..but shes not gonna stop the webcam is she? judging by her face at the end..