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EASTENDERS 64 - LOLA IS DEAD - no spoilers TV PACE

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Blondeshavemorefun · 31/05/2023 21:38

Omg. Tonight’s Lola’s death was beautifully done. I sobbed. Im away - blondes in the sun - A great look round the pool !!

ben Didn’t make it back. He will now go on even more of a downer

poor lexi. Least she has jay

Lily is now maybe 6mths preg and still no ss about 🙄🙄

Denise and Jack made up and Chelsea and Ravi are making out

Stacey is still poor tho still not sure why

Stacey burger van cleaning
Jean cleaning
Harvey taxi
Freddy fish shop
Eve on nish payroll

yet always in the pub

Reiss has a secret wife Debbie who will have to die

it hard he’s a boring pompous fart. Sonja deserves someone more sexy. He needs a shave and glasses to go and then he’s sexy. But still a drip

suki and eve seem to have stopped for the moment

Linda and mum running the pub. And sure her old man will come soon

freddie and his adhd needed to be sorted

Phil is still soooooo rich and giving money to one and all - wish I had his money tree ans now paying for the funeral and I assume will help with the rent

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bizzey · 09/06/2023 12:34

70isaLimitNotaTarget when you have caught up ...you can join us all in therapy 😂😂!!

AquamarineNoseStud · 09/06/2023 13:34

@70isaLimitNotaTarget
That whole monologue from Reiss is bonkers but brilliant in its cringe factor!
You're in for a scarring treat... 😉

Meredusoleil · 09/06/2023 13:39

AquamarineNoseStud · 09/06/2023 13:34

@70isaLimitNotaTarget
That whole monologue from Reiss is bonkers but brilliant in its cringe factor!
You're in for a scarring treat... 😉

It really was a monologue, wasn't it. I think my mind switched off when he started talking as I didn't even hear the bit where he said that! He really is too weird. I can't think what Sonia sees in him at all tbh!

AutumnalLeaves38 · 09/06/2023 13:41

Anyone else got this as an earworm, with "Won't you take me to TodgerTown", not FunkyTown?

Perhaps Sonia sings it to Reiss as foreplay.
<reaches for mind bleach>

Lipps Inc. - Funkytown (1980)

Lipps Inc was an American disco and funk group from Minneapolis, Minnesota. The group was best known for the chart-topping 1980 worldwide hit single "Funkyto...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzy7JaU2Zc

the80sweregreat · 09/06/2023 13:46

I can't imagine what those two get up to !
It's bad enough with Sharon and her double entendres !

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/06/2023 19:27

Todger town
*
Omfg

Pmsl here

Exotic love life*

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/06/2023 19:29

So janines had a boy

Wonder if it is micks baby or someone else's

Blueberry pancakes

Ollie has take well to the sisters

What has George got to be sorry for ?

I don't think be bumped wife off

Suitcase behind telly will be found spina

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DickingAboutWithAubergines · 09/06/2023 20:06

Lesbi Avenue 😂

Bunionbabe · 09/06/2023 20:25

So Sonia didn't think to tell Reiss she is bisexual? It's a kind of important getting to know you detail. Why does Sharon keep pulling strange faces? The suggestive comments are starting to feel a bit icky, especially in view of the age gap. How can George marry Elaine if he doesn't know if his first wife is dead or alive?

Mrsjayy · 09/06/2023 20:34

Tbf Reiss didn't tell Sonia he had a wife so... 😃

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/06/2023 20:49

True. Tit for tat

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the80sweregreat · 09/06/2023 20:51

How can you have a relationship with tuba guy when his wife is in a coma. ?
It's bad , even by EE standards

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/06/2023 21:12

Coz Sonja lives on the wild side @the80sweregreat

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the80sweregreat · 09/06/2023 21:14

Sonia ' the wild one'

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/06/2023 21:24

The the one

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the80sweregreat · 09/06/2023 21:29

Sonia is only 'the one ' until Debbie wakes up
Then she'll be the ' dumped one'

bizzey · 10/06/2023 00:17

Debbie is quite famous for someone who just lies in bed pretending to be asleep ......hummm...I wonder if she needs an understudy..🤔🤔🤔....I would be good at that !!
except I wouldn't have to pretend to be asleep ..!__

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 10/06/2023 00:35

bizzey · 10/06/2023 00:17

Debbie is quite famous for someone who just lies in bed pretending to be asleep ......hummm...I wonder if she needs an understudy..🤔🤔🤔....I would be good at that !!
except I wouldn't have to pretend to be asleep ..!__

As soon as Debbie is awake , Reiss will ask her if she fancies a visit to Todger Town with him.
That is when the acress will play her understudy Wink

Are you ready for your close up ....?

Twonewcats · 10/06/2023 01:37

Oh my God, Sharon telling Keanu about a protractor and her "acute triangle" 🤮😅
So unsexy!!

Bunionbabe · 10/06/2023 08:07

If the Sharon/Keanu thing was reversed and he was a man 25 years older than the woman and he set her up in business, was treated with suspicion by her family and made crude sexual innuendos about his bits, everyone would be scandalised.

Xtraincome · 10/06/2023 08:09

"Acute triangle" = vagina I assume 😆 🤣 😂 so cringe.

But I guess they can hardly say "get me at a right angle over the kitchen counter."?

Have enjoyed the light relief from Lolas death. The memory box was lovely and did have me crying again.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 10/06/2023 08:22

I love how they shoehorned in the Alfie and Jack in their West Ham football kit scene Grin

the80sweregreat · 10/06/2023 08:31

It's a shame it wasn't Billy being pleased about the West ham win too , but he is grieving and it wouldn't have looked right
It was nice they toasted Lola though
It's clever how they insert things , even if it's obviously out of place for that episode

the80sweregreat · 10/06/2023 08:49

I can't see Ken and Sharon lasting tbh especially if he messes up at the garage. They might be in lust , but he isn't that bright and bound to stray.
I still think Reiss will discover it's an ex money laundering place or they are in huge debts and have it shut down too. His pedantic like that!
Plus they only have one car at a time and spend more time in bed than him doing any work
Then there's Phil wanting it back too. It's doomed.

Fantasea · 10/06/2023 09:19

Xtraincome · 10/06/2023 08:09

"Acute triangle" = vagina I assume 😆 🤣 😂 so cringe.

But I guess they can hardly say "get me at a right angle over the kitchen counter."?

Have enjoyed the light relief from Lolas death. The memory box was lovely and did have me crying again.

I thought she said 'cute triangle' and was cringing so hard 🤣. Ken and Sharon's relationship is bound to be doomed as he will mess up at the garage and I also think Reiss will uncover something terrible, maybe about Phil? I still think Phil and Sharon is a natural pairing and really don't think it's right with him and Kat.

Elaine is like a bulldozer isn't she? I do feel sorry for Linda having her pub and flat taken over by all the family. I did laugh when Elaine likened looking after children to the girls having a dog whom they 'had only lost once'.

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