Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

Checking in. I've had the Israeli song as an earworm all day.

Think it's a very strong year so it's wide open.

I've pinned the drinking rules. I'm going to be hammered.

What song us the drink to Terry, is it no 9?

Checking in! I went to see the semi-final 1 preview in Liverpool but haven’t seen semi final 2, so I’m coming in blind on half the songs. Favourites from what I’ve seen- Norway, Moldova and Croatia (I like a whacky one)

I am ready. The rest of the family is not keen so I have the sofa to myself and the TV and all the snacks!

Evening all!!! So excited

Margaritas are being made it's proper lush weather here. Was going to have a more of a European drink than Mexican but hey Ho

Checking in, so excited.

I’ve been to the Eurovision village this week, Liverpool is absolutely buzzing.

I have form for watching all the acts, falling asleep during the scores and waking up to see the winner crowned. Hopefully I can get to the end.

And we're off....

Oooh, anyone pressing red for 'Scouse commentary'?

Yep. Loreen/Sweden.

we’re good to go

Cheers. I'll have a drink ready for Terry

I have no booze so I cant drink. Nevermind. I'm here for the mad acts.

Is most of Europe thinking who is the guy on the piano ?? Don't know we'll known Andrew Lloyd Webber is outside of the uk

Evening all. I loved just seeing Sandy Shaw on the pre-show thingy. Wonderful woman.

Well this is random…

scary nails!! DRINK!

Graham mentioned a "Royal Cameo" any guesses?

Surely not KC and ones "sunshine band"

<gets coat>

Love Kate in her blue dress playing the piano

Was that Kate Middleton playing the piano or am I tripping??

You’re not tripping!

Oh mate that was awesome

@AutumnCrow Fab frock - wonderfully coordinated with the sofa.

That was me just chilling @riotlady

That did happen. Yep.

Yeah it was Duchess of Cambridge herself

Saturday night casual, got it