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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
MÃ¥ns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 20:51

Bet Cyprus will still get 12 points from Greece

miniaturepixieonacid · 13/05/2023 20:51

Fab voice. But yes, it's very 'Believer'

Stressybetty · 13/05/2023 20:51

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:50

We've had water and fire, now it just needs a dump of soil and a gust of wind to blow him off.

😂😂

LadyShimura · 13/05/2023 20:51

What have I missed?

I nearly had a kitchen accident, so I had to swear a bit while dishing up dinner.

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2023 20:51

Spain have managed a song title which is devoid of consonants

Paperlate · 13/05/2023 20:51

I do like a nice Eurovision wail

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 20:51

Spain were awesome last year

Buttalapasta · 13/05/2023 20:52

FuzzyPuffling · 13/05/2023 20:50

I'm utterly bored so far.
Best yet - the Edgar Allen Poe one, and only because it has a nod to "Give that wolf a banana" song from last year. Which I liked.

I like them all so far. I'm obviously easily pleased!

DysonSpheres · 13/05/2023 20:52

I'm liking this actually...

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:52

That top looks like AOC had an accident with candle wax.

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:52

This is making my ears ring Confused

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:52

Not sure I like this from Spain

BlueThursday · 13/05/2023 20:52

Was expecting them to belt out the Ketchup Song there

Ginmuffin · 13/05/2023 20:52

Buttalapasta · 13/05/2023 20:52

I like them all so far. I'm obviously easily pleased!

Same 😳

riotlady · 13/05/2023 20:52

Not for me, ta

JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 20:52

What is it with all the creepy hands this year?

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 20:52

This is just awful

Devilledchicken · 13/05/2023 20:53

God this is giving me a bad head

AutumnCrow · 13/05/2023 20:53

This is very moreish (do you see what I did there)

AngeloMysterioso · 13/05/2023 20:53

This is BAD

DysonSpheres · 13/05/2023 20:53

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:52

That top looks like AOC had an accident with candle wax.

Splutter!!🤣🤣

I8toys · 13/05/2023 20:53

Its all over the place. Just warbling.

Paperlate · 13/05/2023 20:53

Next...

whiteroseredrose · 13/05/2023 20:53

Bit waily for me

TaysideTeuchter · 13/05/2023 20:53

TokyoSushi · 13/05/2023 20:46

I actually quite like Alisha's rapping! Reminds me of my love for Mis Teeq! 😳🤣

ENTAH! 😆

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