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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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minou123 · 13/05/2023 20:53

I need vodka

WibblyWobblyLane · 13/05/2023 20:53

I liked Poland and Portugal but the rest have been a bit meh.

PrincessScarlett · 13/05/2023 20:53

Awful! And Graham thought Austria would be bottom of the pile.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 13/05/2023 20:53

BlueThursday · 13/05/2023 20:52

Was expecting them to belt out the Ketchup Song there

I love that song 🙂

GrouchyKiwi · 13/05/2023 20:53

Cheery lyrics.

"My child, when I die, bury me on the moon so I can see you every night."

colouringindoors · 13/05/2023 20:54

giving me a headache

Mumtofourandnomore · 13/05/2023 20:54

Nil points incoming

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 20:54

Make it stop , please

Binglebong · 13/05/2023 20:54

Spain sounds very authentic- I can imagine this playing to the tourist shows in a cheap restaurant.

PrincessScarlett · 13/05/2023 20:54

My ears are hurting!

onedeadyukka · 13/05/2023 20:54

I'm imagining nipple chafe in that moulded top. Ouch

SheldonsOneWordEurovisionesque · 13/05/2023 20:54

reallywaily 🇪🇸

dropthevipers · 13/05/2023 20:54

AutumnCrow · 13/05/2023 20:53

This is very moreish (do you see what I did there)

Yes, now stop it.

JediIsMyMaster · 13/05/2023 20:54

Definitely the worst so far for me

HeathenPlayingHouse · 13/05/2023 20:54

OMG I only just noticed the boots!

CampervanKween · 13/05/2023 20:54

I like Spain 🇪🇸 very flamenco

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2023 20:54

Thank God that's over

riotlady · 13/05/2023 20:54

What the duck were Spain’s other options like??

LouisCatorze · 13/05/2023 20:54

It's got Flamenco vibes but it's really not a Eurovision song, surely?

Ladysaurus · 13/05/2023 20:54

She wants to be burried on the moon according to the lyrics. So she can watch you all the time. So many literal and metaphorical red flags.

CliffsofMohair · 13/05/2023 20:54

My TV is stuck on subtitles which translates the songs. It is surreal.

pussycatinfluffyslippers · 13/05/2023 20:54

Thank god this is crap.

Quick dash to the fridge for beer.

Song 9 next - Cheers Sir Terry 🍻

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 13/05/2023 20:54

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:52

Not sure I like this from Spain

Neither am I 🤔😖
It's making my ears hurt

JustPassingThyme · 13/05/2023 20:54

You know your songs bad when your dancers are the only ones clapping along with it.

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:54

Another European ad break ...

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