Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
Måns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

Not as good as Voila last year.

The French song was very dull.

Oh my god!😂😂😂

Bring back Edgar Allen Poe

she was flat on Monday. She is harnessed on

sorry love, standing on a ladder wearing a frisbee is very last year.

She's like Madonna before she had her face cryogenically frozen

I want to dress like her every day! ( looks down at leggings and slouchy jumper...)😓

WTF Alisha. Don't do that dear.

Ooh Luke Evans.
I had a FB friend request from him last week but I suspected it wasn't really him so declined...

But really hate Graham Norton and Mel. Trying but failing to be funny as always. Wish it was Ryland.

Isn't Alisha supposed to be on BGT?

Don't murder me, but does anyone else get Tanya from Footballers' Wives vibes from Hannah?

DH says France had a pole up her back she was strapped onto

Perhaps that's what the Serbian guy was up to in his lab.

Stuff the wine, I'm on pernod and black (tres french). May regret it later.

Mr Cyprus !
From Australia

YES!!!!!! When I first saw her on Ted Lasso - I thought it was Zoe Lucker

It's not on tonight.

I actually quite like Alisha's rapping! Reminds me of my love for Mis Teeq! 😳🤣

WTF is Alicia doing random crap rapping for?

This was the one who I thought looked like Romeo from Hollyoaks. From a distance. DD1 just said the same Not so much in the postcard bits...

Ha ha - she was in Footballers' Wives

She actually played “Tonya” in benedorm so she would have fit well and can play it

Red button has "a scouse" commentator. I know no more than that.