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Eurovision 2023 Liverpool: Grand Final

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RedToothBrush · 12/05/2023 07:43

BBC 1 8pm Saturday 13th May

1 Austria
2 Portugal
3 Switzerland
4 Poland
5 Serbia
6 France
7 Cyprus
8 Spain
9 Sweden (bookies fav) - time to raise your glass for Terry
10 Albania
11 Italy
12 Estonia
13 Finland (2nd fav)

14 Czechia
15 Australia
16 Belgium
17 Armenia
18 Moldova
19 Ukraine
20 Norway
21 Germany
22 Lithuania
23 Israel
24 Slovenia
25 Croatia
26 UK

Join us for Harry Styles Wannabes, Scary Nails, an Ewok, Boy George, Heavy Metal, Nukes, Men in Vest Tops, the usual Bond Theme, Stupid Impractical Dresses, Ridiculously High Heels and Platform Shoes, Emily Thornberry MP, Lots of Dancing and Mae Muller trying not to hit bum notes again (no pressure Mae)

Your 2023 drinking game cues:
Men in shorts
Artist lies down on stage
Performer dressed in pink
Traditional Instruments
Removal/Change of clothes on stage
The Beatles are mentioned
Alisha raps
Euphoria is mentioned
Abba is mentioned
MÃ¥ns is wheeled out
The War is mentioned
Presenter Hannah speaks French
Man in suit without shirt (applies to first appearance on screen only)
Obviously fake overwhitened teeth (again only applies to first appearance on screen)

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Devilledchicken · 13/05/2023 20:43

Keep your hand bloody still its so annoying

ClaudiaAndTheCauldron · 13/05/2023 20:43

PurpleBananaSmoothie · 13/05/2023 20:41

Serbia - man sat on a giant labia. I refilled my wine glass and looked back up and there were people in gas masks having convulsions. Maybe I’ll put the wine back down.

🤣

That description just made me choke on my drink (sadly not alcoholic)

the80sweregreat · 13/05/2023 20:43

I like her dress

EsmaCannonball · 13/05/2023 20:43

Torch Song Disco Piaf in a covetable dress. I love it.

WeAreTheHeroes · 13/05/2023 20:43

This is a fan favourite in the arena. She's singing it really well - I've seen a performance where she was flat. Not literally. She hadn't fallen off the pedestal.

I8toys · 13/05/2023 20:43

She's have to dramatise with the hand cos she cant move in case of falling to her death.

Buttalapasta · 13/05/2023 20:43

buddhasbelly · 13/05/2023 20:41

Serbia’s song had the same chord progression as the scene in the shawshank redemption where Andy escapes from the prison

Impressive!

OublietteBravo · 13/05/2023 20:43

Great entry from France this year.

riotlady · 13/05/2023 20:43

My wine was mouldy 😥was going to nurse half a glass for the whole show as I’m pregnant but now can’t even do that.

meow1989 · 13/05/2023 20:43

France is dressed like Serbia's Christmas tree

JustRingJoeDuffy · 13/05/2023 20:43

I like her beret.
She has a Cruella de Vil vibe.

ShakeYourFeathers · 13/05/2023 20:43

My BF says it's very French Resistance

WeAreTheHeroes · 13/05/2023 20:43

And that big note was off key

CurlewKate · 13/05/2023 20:43

she didn't get where she is today by keeping her hand still...

Ionacat · 13/05/2023 20:44

Oh really enjoying this one!

JustPassingThyme · 13/05/2023 20:44

I'm not a fan of her hat. It looks like it's about to fall off.

AnotherCF · 13/05/2023 20:44

Half an oreo on her head for a hat.

Raahh · 13/05/2023 20:44

A lot of singing along in the audience. I think this one will do really well.

ilovesooty · 13/05/2023 20:44

Bottle of pink fizz ready for Terry.

colouringindoors · 13/05/2023 20:44

Liked that!

Jellykat · 13/05/2023 20:44

I'd call that classy

Redcrayons · 13/05/2023 20:44

Loved France.

whiteroseredrose · 13/05/2023 20:44

Hate to say it but I liked the French song!

Ladysaurus · 13/05/2023 20:44

France is a bit boring...

GreenDressy · 13/05/2023 20:44

Making up for the lack of possible movement with lots of nail based gesticulating

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