MAFS OZ 5 - All aboard the Le Creuset Express for the final showdown

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Here ya go, I even spelt Le Creuset right

I’ve noticed when they’ve shown Mel and Layton arguing that she always talks over him. She definitely has a domineering personality and it really showed in their wedding episode where she did come across as a bit of a nightmare (at the risk of sounding like I’m agreeing with Harrison).

But anyway I was shocked at her arguing with Layton in front of Harrison as she knows full well that is completely playing in to his hands. Did you notice how seamlessly and expertly Harrison switched allegiances from Layton to Mel so that Layton felt ganged up on by them? He sniffed out the weakness and used it against them. He really is a dangerous individual.

Rupert looks adorable in glasses. The more he calmly disagrees with Harrison the more attractive he gets.

I want to see Ollie do his impressions of the ixperts on the final couch session.

When Leyton tells everyone that he just refused to move in with someone else, I bet a few others will be jealous. I don't think Leyton will leave the process. Mel told him to go away. She needs to go to him for their reconciliation chat.

I've got a work trip to Oz coming up soon, do we know where Duncan lives? If the money's right I'll kidnap him and send him to the UK.

I've finally caught up, have been avoiding this thread!!

Can't understand why they don't all just ignore Harrison, have it out behind closed doors if you must! I couldn't give him the satisfaction.

Are we sad Jesse and Claire are gone? He had some redemption but I never really forgave him for how awful he was in the beginning. I would be friends with Claire though.

Did he and Alyssa say at the beginning they were both from northern beaches? Not to condone kidnapping...!

I’m kinda sad that they’ve gone. When they were good they were fun to watch and they seemed natural together. It’s weird cos throughout her whole time I don’t think I ever saw Claire as being loud and overly talkative as Jesse described. In fact I found her to be considered and at times introspective.

Oh, I love the Northern Beaches! Definitely doing some light stalking if that's the case.

I agree, Jesse got on my tits but Claire was actually lovely and very reflective. She was quite chatty at the beginning but I think that was nerves and trying to fill all the empty spaces Jesse left. I hope she finds happiness with someone less judgemental.

Yes that's true I will miss Claire, she was too good for him! I am probably biased because I like her and disliked him at the start, but i don't even really consider she cheated on him - I think at the time he was living separately and barely talking to her

Hah yes, he's probably minted as well!

Feel for Duncan, she is bonkers

I quite liked watching Clare and Jesse but I wouldn't be friends with either of them. Regardless of where her relationship was with Jesse, Clare knew Adam was with Janelle. Jesse was too erratic. They could have had fun for another few weeks but I don't think they'd have got married at the end anyway.

I haven't read any of the previous threads only the back end of the last one but am I the last one to know Evelyn was on big brother uk? Have they all previously been on different reality tv shows? This is the only season Ive watched.

Please stop posting hints or anything about what is going to happen to any of them

We all know it is out there on the internet if we want to go to find it

Please do not put anything alluding to anything you will be ruining the whole thing for all of us who do not want to know

We all know it has been shown in Australia or elsewhere and that we can watch quicker than E4 is showing us but please do not post again and spoil it for everyone on this thread

I cannot for the life of me see why Bronte and Harrison are still together or why the ixperts (😂) allowed him on the show. He clearly after 5 minutes of fame or is that the very reason he is on the show. Seems a PP said the programs got a bit more focused on the drama aspect pairing complete mis-matches together.

I love Ollie and Tahnee, but they get very little screen time, before they even sit on the couch the ixperts are saying so lets have your decisions. If i could have been paired with anyone would have been nice for it to have been him

Couldnt stand Jesse, think Claire is way better off finding someone else. I thought it was a tad embarassing for her how much she tried to make it up to him for the drunken kiss....

And yep agree with all the views on poor Duncan. He is doing everything he can to make her feel reassured and she is still flouncing off everytime. I thought maybe its to do with whats filmed/edited perhaps but the last conversation they had was just the same repetitive discussion they keep having... he seems so lovely. As a single parent with a child it would be a breath of fresh air meeting someone like him. I think he should walk away and if he does she really only has herself to blame...

I quite like it. They are all in the same boat so it’s useful to see what ups and downs they have in common. However it was what 20 minutes shown out if three days? So I guess it really wasn’t a success and just thrown it so we could watch Harrison /Mel , Bronte /Layton kick off…which didn’t happen,

I don't think anyone thinks Evelyn and Rupert will last. I think she's being very sweet and treating as a holiday romance but she's be much better with someone like Duncan.

Rupert is cute, and he stands up to Harrison but he's not in Evelyn's league at all.

Cams a twat and could have a lovely relationship with Lyndall but he's not interested anymore. Same as Alyssa for whatever mad reason is not interested in Duncan but it seems they can't just be allowed to just say that and leave.

Does anyone else think Duncan plays rugby? He has prop ears. I'll come and pan Harry but I don't feel the need to join the Duncan queue. Can I go drinking with Mel and Ev instead?

I thought it was chilling the way Harrison almost immediately started saying that him and Mel might fall in love, that he was going to say stuff that would make her feel inadequate, that she would secretly love it etc etc. he’s like an incel who’s getting some.

Is it a spoiler to say that Claire had more Instagram followers than Harrison? Part of me cheered when I saw that.

Obviously the big love for sexy Duncan is completely appropriate, but can I also add Ollie to the appreciation society. He's so funny and seems entirely genuine. Lovely man.

Alyssa is batshit.

Can't be a spoiler once they've left surely.

I googled Sandy and apparently she's really good friends with Clare, had been to a family wedding looking gorgeous with her sisters ( so hopefully that means her family are fine with her) and has been receiving DMs from a very popular TV presenter, but wouldn't say who. ❤️

Ollie is a sweetheart. I was pointing out to teen DS that Ollie has behaved impeccably despite being the youngest man there.

*runs off to google it 🤣🤣