MAFS OZ 5 - All aboard the Le Creuset Express for the final showdown

[Floofydawg]

Here ya go, I even spelt Le Creuset right

The false eyelash dabbing, the red nose, THE CHILD!

Oh the humanity.
I nearly smashed the TV last night.
You guys have made me laugh so much. So glad I found this thread!

It's fascinating - in a morbid way - that we can see Harrison's actions and hear his own words from his own mouth - and yet some people will still say he had a bad edit. A bad edit might cut out 'good' actions but it can't consistently fabricate actions and words.
If there were a few incidents that were open to interpretation then maybe but Harrison has consistently acted like an abusive arse with the emotional depth of a teaspoon. He has blatantly gaslit, manipulated and stirred. That doesn't mean he isn't occasionally funny - but abusers are often funny, witty, charming - that's how they get people to stay. And none of that surface fluff should detract or distract from the real harm done by Harrison and people like him.

Can I add to that, the fucking annoying accent?

You're on an awesome boat in the middle of Sydney Harbour with a very handsome and lovely man, drinking wine. Do you:

a. Consider how bloody lucky you are and enjoy the moment?
b. Strop off below deck to feel sorry for yourself and dab your false lashes?

Seriously, the woman will never be happy.

I would hardly say they were spoilers and to report my posts is beyond a joke.

@Thegoodbadandugly I didn't report them. But most of us don't want to know anything that's happened after the series has finished.

@Thegoodbadandugly
I think a lot of us have been on these threads from the start of MAFSAus. It proved impossible to have a single thread as there was so much debate about what constituted a spoiler.
So this thread has always stuck to discussing the content shown on the programme and nothing else, neither history nor future. As soon as links to Instagram (even historical) etc start appearing, this inevitably leads to more links which end up as hints and then spoilers.
Other threads are used differently.
I hope that explains why posters here might react in a way that may seem unreasonable.
There have also been accusations of unjustified policing of the thread etc. in the past and angry responses to us trying to keep the thread in time with the broadcast on e4. Of course its a free forum, but it's really good when we can chat just about the programme.

It’s like Alyssa is doing everything in her power to make Duncan finish it. When they were having drinks with her friends and she said to Duncan (for the 30 millionth time) that he will never understand how her CHILD takes priority and he can’t say that he’s okay with that because he doesn’t know how he’ll feel. And then Duncan relented and said well obviously you never know anything 100% until you try. Which is what she’d just been saying. And then Alyssa looked at him incredulously like he’d just told her he taken a shit in the kettle! 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Yeah, Harrison's a king. A fucKING knob.

Since quite a few historic Kings <carefully sidesteps any comment on the current incumbent> are known for being weak, selfish and treating women like shit, Harrison matches them quite well.

I had a meeting this morning about my upcoming trip to Australia and when my manager asked what preparation I'd done in advance of some meetings I felt "watched MAFS and dissected it online" might not be the best answer.

😂

Annoying when her friends chimed in as well. I can sort of see why she's spooked (have been in her shoes though sadly not with Duncan 😆) but why the hell did she go on mafs then? Why not wait a few years? She seems really unable to cope with difficult discussions even though he is really patient.

Just catching up with yesterday...did anyone realise that Alyssa has a child????

You’ve used the word feart so I guarantee we’ll have at least a mutual Facebook friend 😂

Another feart user here. We are everywhere. 🤣

😂and I bet we all have less than six degrees of separation from each other. Probably closer to three!

I nearly kicked the tv last night when Alyssa's annoying mum friend was grilling Duncan, then when he said he'd got friends/relatives with kids (because they were acting like children were a completely alien concept to him) she rolled her eyes and said "that's not the saaaaaame" in a really smug and condescending way.

Why does Alyssa always say a child? I can see she is avoiding using the name but the voiceover told us it's a boy. I guess Alyssa might not know that. It odes add considerably to the annoyance because it seems actually quite cold.

Just to be a bit left field, I kind of feel sorry for Cam. I like Lyndall but she can' change Cam. If they aren't compatible she needs to realise that not keep whining at him about kissing. It makes her appear a bit needy. When he said sorry and patted her , it became really obvious he is just one of those rather stuffed shirt types.

Fun fact. Australia does indeed have the world's longest fence.

In one episode it became apparent he actually works with/for quite a lot of first nation people. I do think he loves his job and the wilderness.

Aww poor Lyndall, she was holding out for a loved up version of Cam but it ain’t happening, I knew his mother was weird and so he confirmed he didn’t have a loving background last night. Time to let it go, wish she had been paired with Ollie think that would have worked really well.
Thank you to all the laughs from the idiot that has a CHILD, the titanic one is 🤣

Just caught up ready for tonight's episode.

1. So ... just checking .... Alyssa has a son and is very emotional, right?!
2. Cam is a twatwaffle
3. Rupes looks not bad in a vest
4. I have no urge to be kissed by a barra
5. I have nearly forgiven Dunc for the green monstrosity from last week

😂😂

I love that Ollie took the goldfish with him when he went on homestay 🙂🙂🙂🙂

Bla bla bla….show me Brontes sister annihilating Harrison already.

We know it’s coming! 🤣

Evelyn's mother is a bit full on