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EASTENDERS 63 - no no no never spill and reveal spoilers !!!!!

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Blondeshavemorefun · 18/04/2023 10:26

So a few plot lines resolved

Sadly poor Whitney and Zach lost their baby Peach 🥲🥲

Lily is now half way through preg and still no ss about 🙄🙄

Denise didn’t sleep with Ravi but her actions have made Amy drink 🙀🙀

Didn’t we have teenage drinking before

Stacey is revealing her own baps on just fans

Slaters still poor tho all work

Stacey burger van cleaning
Jean cleaning
Harvey taxi
Freddy fish shop
Eve on nish payroll

Reiss has a secret wife

suki and eve still sneaking about

Still no sign of mock so don’t know how Janine can sell her half to xxxx as hasn’t been been dead 7mths let alone 7yrs

Phil is still soooooo rich and giving money to one and all - wish I had his money tree

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BrennieGirl · 02/05/2023 22:02

I've noticed a few times that Sharon's hair looks weird at the back. I wonder if she's had extensions.

Jellykat · 02/05/2023 22:06

BrennieGirl · 02/05/2023 22:02

I've noticed a few times that Sharon's hair looks weird at the back. I wonder if she's had extensions.

100%.. you can tell where her hair ends and the extensions carry on.

the80sweregreat · 02/05/2023 22:09

Janine will be back in three years then !
With the mini Carter child

MichaelAndEagle · 02/05/2023 22:16

I loved drunk Kathy! Thought she was great getting teary at all the old stories!

Inthedarkagain · 02/05/2023 22:51

the80sweregreat · 02/05/2023 21:13

Phil is the ultimate drunk.
Kathy gave it a good go , but nobody is as good as Phil. Especially when he would start on people too lol
Although his wild days are behind him now

Crack Phil was better. I thought Linda was the best drunk in EE. You always see a Linda drunk when out in neglected seaside towns. I loved how she was always dolled up immaculately but was utterly shit faced with it.

What does everyone think is going on with reiss' wife?

I'm trying to like Ravi, but he really is a bad un isn't he? There is some dissonance there, because sometimes he seems OK.

Keanu isn't the brightest though is he? Wonder what Sharon, a savvy, successful older woman sees in him. 🤔

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Blondeshavemorefun · 02/05/2023 23:40

@Inthedarkagain isn't it obvious

Ken must be hung like a donkey !!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏

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Coffeeandbourbons · 02/05/2023 23:57

thimblgattle167 · 02/05/2023 22:01

Surely with janines criminal history she would have got a longer sentence. Wasn't she in prison for manslaughter (Laura Beale)

I thought it was Barry?

Phil is the BEST at drunk/angry, so convincing it’s quite scary tbh

here’s his finest moments Grin when I first saw it I was ugly laughing for ages

Another one bites the dust - Phil Mitchell

More here... http://www.utterphilth.com/

https://youtu.be/wnLsLvJDedo

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Blondeshavemorefun · 03/05/2023 06:44

Good find @Coffeeandbourbons 😂😂

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the80sweregreat · 03/05/2023 07:16

I'd love an update on how Scarlett is doing in Germany with Uncle Ricky.
Poor Linda , she is such a Royalist usually and for her not to be interested in the Coronation or having any kind of do at the pub is sad especially as it's a money spinner too

thimblgattle167 · 03/05/2023 07:16

She Killed Barry but got away with it so Pat and Natalie set it up to look like she killed Laura (even though it was na accident)

AutumnalLeaves38 · 03/05/2023 07:16

Bet it turns out Christos is gangster-connected to Phil, who called in a favour from the old days to have Keanu forced into involvement with Ravi and then set up for a long stay inside.

Phil does, after all, have multiple scores to settle with Keanu:

Sharon: Phil will always regard her as 'his', no matter that he's now with Kat.
The whole Albie's paternity saga humiliated him.

Louise: how dare Keanu get her up the duff and become forever linked to the Mitchells after the birth of Peggy.

Sam: so Keanu's had flings with Phil's true love, daughter and sister!

I still stand by my highly unlikely theory that McKlunky's chicken shop is doctoring its food with crack, getting the neighbourhood's kids hooked from an early age and ensuring future market for Phil's drug supplies.

AutumnalLeaves38 · 03/05/2023 07:25

In the context of what's soon going to happen to Lola, the scene between her and Jay about appreciating life's small moments was really moving.
<sniff>

the80sweregreat · 03/05/2023 07:27

Might be a connection there with Phil, good call ! I Didn't think of this aspect , but he has a lot of good reasons to hate Ken and yes everyone has forgotten Louise on her own with his granddaughter Peggy abroad ! Ken goes on about ' being a good dad ' but he has abandoned those two to their fate and had that fling with Sam too.

AutumnalLeaves38 · 03/05/2023 07:39

Wasn't Ravi inside with Phil at some point, too?
Or am I imagining that?

If he was, then Phil would have had the opportunity to get to know his weak points. More ammo for Christos.

the80sweregreat · 03/05/2023 08:13

Ravi was inside with Phil at one stage
It is all connected I suppose. There is rarely a 'gangster ' storyline on EE that doesn't involve Phil somewhere along the way.

Sharonspleatherleggings · 03/05/2023 08:22

Oooh love the Philth theory.
He's got serious beef with Ken

the80sweregreat · 03/05/2023 08:31

Phil was always funny when he was on the drink or drugs as he would really start telling people what he thought of them ! Loudly.
He had some good one liners at one stage
Now his back on the orange juice for good he reins it in , although you can tell by his face what he really thinks of them.
He isn't a nice man at all tbh and he really must dislike Ken too , he played with fire once too often getting involved with the Mitchell's crowd.
At your peril.

AutumnalLeaves38 · 03/05/2023 13:23

@Coffeeandbourbons,
Have just spluttered water all over myself, sniggering at that clip!

Coffeeandbourbons · 03/05/2023 14:34

Does anyone else wonder how the script writers keep striking up romances between cast members without committing accidental incest all over the place? I genuinely forget who is and isn’t related to who, and how!

So Keanu has shagged Phil’s wife, daughter and sister.. Phil himself next I reckon lol

the80sweregreat · 03/05/2023 15:02

Phil would ' lay him out' if Ken tried it on with him ! 😂
His a 'man's man 'is our Phil.
Although Ken n Callum would be a nice pairing
They are both quite soppy and not that bright sometimes.
I doubt Keanu is gay though ! Lol

Bunionbabe · 03/05/2023 17:49

Incest, accidental or otherwise, would explain why they are all totally lacking in the brains dept.

CherryCokeFanatic · 03/05/2023 21:34

What’s with calling him Ken?

Also could Reiss be on the spectrum or something? A very literal reading of Sonia’s card game. How he called and asked to speak to his wife a few weeks back… surely a carehome/hospital or prison or something?

Phil with his crack hat was hilarious. I remember there was a Facebook page dedicated to it.

And all content from the UtterPhilth page is so good!

AutumnalLeaves38 · 03/05/2023 21:48

Karen to Sharon, at hospital:
"...not knowing how much it rips your heart out, losing a child".

I thought Sharon was going to lamp her at that point.

Sharonspleatherleggings · 03/05/2023 21:59

What’s with calling him Ken?

That's what Dr Legg thought his name was.

AutumnalLeaves38 · 03/05/2023 22:23

So do we think Sharon, Nish or Karen called the police on Ravi?

I'm not convinced Sharon's smirk at the end (as brilliant as it was!) necessarily means it was her.

And I'm beginning to feel sorry for the usually irritating Nugget. Seeing Ravi carted off to the station again, in addition to all the Denise stuff. No doubt Nish* will be trying his best to poison any remaining love he has for his Dad.

*We should start a Nish-mentions-family count per episode. All he ever bangs on about, hypocritical old adulterous murderer.