Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

So has Cathy gone for good ?! I thought she was only going for a break.

I had no idea that Cathy and Heath are real life twins as well!

Maybe it’s because she has had more “main” storylines than Heath he’s just a bit part at the moment so wouldn’t take much time to film.
Marys Beau is definitely dodgy

Yep Faye is dodgy as hell ! C’mon Mary waken up! She’s being played.

Cathy has been poor her acting Is really wooden...looks like she’s off for a while.

I didn't know that either! Yeah I think Faye is a scammer and poor Mary will be left heartbroken. Suzy definitely has her number

I feel like the twins didn't get as much acting practice as the others of the same age because they were often "upstairs" for months on end while Noah, Jacob, Amelia and Samson, etc. were usually involved in their families' storylines. I wonder why they couldn't be bothered writing for them.

Here's a quiz - without googling - which character has made the most appearances?

I never thought I'd be glad of Suzy's part in anything but she's definitely on to Faye who is up to something. Mary is being very silly planning to move half way round the world with somebody she barely knows. I found the whole fundraiser a bit odd. Our town does a lot of charitable things but I can't imagine them holding an event for a very vague project on the other side of the world put forward by somebody who's been in the village for 5 minutes.

Bloody Wendy!! 🙄🤣

Seriously, I'll guess at Eric or Sam.

Suzy is growing on me.

And yes, the fundraiser was ridiculous. No way would you be able to organise it all in 5 minutes and the whole village is free 🙄

Bloody Wendy!!
It feels like that doesn't it
Not Sam or Eric

I would have said Eric. I'll change that to Bob or zac.

Eric definitely.

Nope and nope

OK I gave up and googled 🤣 I wouldn't have guessed that person

Because I have nothing better to do while I'm eating I've made a list of the noughties baby appearances. Have I missed anyone? I would have thought April higher!

Heath 252
Cathy 300
April 408
Samson 486
Arthur 537
Amelia 538
Noah 725
Jacob 768
Sarah 950
Gabby 1105

Mind you she's only been there since 2014 so that's a lot in comparison to the others who have been there long before her.

Chloe "back from your honeymoon"? No, they're doppelgangers, what does it look like

Mary needs to listen to Suzy and stop being so gullible

Mary is already dressing like an Ecuadorean

Oh dear.

WHY CAN'T ANYONE BE HAPPY??