Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

I'm going to be a bit behind tonight, I'll need to go onto catch up. Got held back at work, so held back with tea, bath and bedtime. It's like they don't care I have a bunch of strangers that I watch emmerdale with.

I won't be able to watch until later either.

I'll miss you chatting to yourself @JaneJeffer

OH watching bloody football tonight so I won't be able to watch till tomorrow morning 🙄

Don't worry I'll be back with the Hospital Thursday Monologue tomorrow 👍

You're not missing much.

Who is Scotts parents? Kathy's 'less impressive brother'

Kids gone missing with stolen booze, where could they have gone?

It's always the cricket pavilion, surely they all know that!?

Not sure about his Dad but his mum was Viv, the same as Cathy and Heath.

Scott's parents are Viv and Vic(?) Windsor. Viv the married Bob and had Kathy and Heath. Was odd Brenda mentioning how close Kathy is to Scott as I can't remember Scott ever having anything to do with her or Heath 🤷🏻‍♀️

In fact Scott Windsor left Emmerdale 16 years ago in 2007 so has literally had nothing to do with his half siblings.

So looks like we know who the patient will be for tomorrow's Hospital Thursday

I think Vic was his stepdad. Not sure we ever saw his dad.

Yes, you're right @Snozzlemaid Vic was Scott's stepdad. His dad was Viv's first husband Reg Dawson who was never on screen. Vic must have adopted him if his surname was Windsor.

@Snozzlemaid now you haven't been paying attention to Classic tut tut

Oh dear

Let's sum up the last 30 minutes- Kathy and Marshall got pissed. The women went for a run. Nicky smiled. Cain glared. Was worth the rushing around to watch it.

Did I get it wrong?
I didn't watch when they first arrived so wasn't sure who was his father.

Which is why we're discussing the Windsor family tree 🤣🤣

He was in prison but then turned up and took Viv and Alan Turner's wife hostage, Shirley was it? He ended up killing her anyway 🥲 the police shot him then. He was a nutter.

Can't wait to see it now

What a pair he and Viv must have made. She was a bit of a nutter too but in other ways, not the murdering way!

My favourite part was when Kathy said 'snitches get snitches' second fave was the 'I'm gonna vom'
No one speaks like that surely?
And their acting drunk was an attempt at looking spaced our and talking a little slower.
Move out the way kids, let me show you how this is done 🍷

I'm catching up behind but how are Amy and Kerry giving parenting advice, neither of them have actual looked after a newborn have they?

They like the word "vom" in Emmerdale. I've never ever heard a real person use it.