Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Faye is catfishing Mary I think. And I take it Caleb doesn't know Nicky is gay?

Yes and yes @CuriousCatfish !

@JaneJeffer Cain is definitely suspicious of Nanny Nicky.

What if Chloe didn't actually have baby early? We've only got her word for it that she was 7 and half months when she went into labour. And hospital would never have allowed her to go home the day after having a premature baby. So could Nate/Noah/Jacob actually be the daddy? Mackenzie needs to insist on a DNA test.

I knew faye would be an arsehole, there's just no happy endings is there?
Caleb clearly doesn't know nickys gay.

I’m feeling uneasy with the interactions between Laurel and the angst ridden Marshall. She’s being so supportive but I think he might have a crush on Laurel.

I think Marshall is suicidal. I'm getting bad vibes

@JaneJeffer ..when Brenda mentioned going to see Scott...I thought ..ehhh who is Scott ? !!!!!

🤣🤣🤣!

I have to try and separate the 2 different eras otherwise I get even more confused !

I didn't understand the messages on Marshalls phone .

Is his dad trying to reach out to him ,but he is telling Laurel that his dad is not there for him ?

What was the recording thing at 5he bottom of the messages ?

The recording thing was a voice message in a text conversation. I bloody hate people leaving me voice messages like this. Just text or call me!

AHH thank you .
I think he is being bullied at school ?
The money wasn't for flowers ?

I'm totally confused over the whole Nanny Nicky/Caleb thing. At first Caleb claimed to be Faith's son and was the hero of the hour getting his "top lawyers" to get Kyle free therefore he must have had plenty of money.
Now he appears to be desperate for cash so his "wife" won't end up on the streets. He doesn't want NN to steal cars to raise cash but insists he keeps up the pretence with Gabby. So is he meant to marry her, get divorced and claim half of everything she's got all in the space of a few weeks?
Then Caleb claims to be getting his own back on Kim for supposedly killing Frank, his dad. Last night he was on about needing money to set up a stud farm.

Can anybody help, I'm totally confused. Is it me or is it shit writing and massive plotholing?

It's not you @RaraRachael Caleb could just claim his inheritance by normal means as per Frank's will but for reasons best known to himself he's doing this whole charade which includes giving Kim the heads up that there's a claimant, and not content with his own inheritance he wants to steal his nephew's as well.

Thanks @JaneJeffer glad it's not just me who's confused!
Maybe they think we find all these convoluted storylines gripping.

We don't - they're shite 🤣

And Nicky won't just be able to marry Gabby then immediately divorce her and take her money. The courts would see through that completely. And I'm pretty sure Kim will ensure there's some sort of pre nup in place. Plus, if the shares/money are in Thomas's name which Kim alluded to before she left for Dubai, then there's nothing for Nicky to take from Gabby 🤷🏻‍♀️

I would love it if Kim and Gabby were in cahoots together and playing the long game with Nicky .

I'm enjoying Nicky though. He has to give it the full range. Must be exhausting trying to remember which version you are at any given moment

I'm disappointed with what they've done with Caleb. He's just another womanising gangster with a grudge.

I'm just waiting for Cain to spot Nicky and the boyfriend together. I think he's already noticed them parting company. That'll be fun.

Kim is clever and cunning enough to do this but Gabby is pretty clueless.

But Gabby of old was pure evil!

Also, it's really bugging me with Caleb and Nicky having so many secret chats at Home Farm when Nicky knows there are baby monitors everywhere and he's used them himself to eavesdrop. The amount of people that live or have access to Home Farm means they have to get caught out.

I'd love it if Kim had set up Horse Cam before she left 🤣

Please tell me I’m not the only one who felt the need to shout “Not Miss Cathcart!!” in the style of Su Pollard 😄

No. Not just you. I thought exactly the same 😂

I was shouting” I want a yellow coat Miss Cathcart”. 😆