Tennis: Here we go again, all the slams ahead of us.

[magimedi]

Uninspired title but looking forward to the new year.............. as long as a certain cock does not win 'em all!

[JaneJeffer]

That's very harsh Fizzy Matteo is 27 not 17!

[Fizzywinegum]

Yes I thought it was a bit unfair on her Raahh - he did stick up for her though which is good

Really not liking the scrambled egg kit! A lot of the kits are quite pastelly/muted

There’s not been anything really weird lately though - hopefully the bee and poo shorts person has been sacked!

[JaneJeffer]

I miss Tomas Berdych

[JaneJeffer]

OK I've put it on. His top is making me angry.

[JaneJeffer]

Is Tomas coaching Jiri? I'm trying to understand Robbie's riddles.

[Fizzywinegum]

His weird beard is making me angry Jane

He’s already having a moan - boo!

[JaneJeffer]

Does he look a bit flabby?!

[JaneJeffer]

I mean for him, not for a normal person!

[JaneJeffer]

And what's with the arm? Fake tennis elbow?

[Fizzywinegum]

He doesn’t look quite as skinny as he usually does or maybe it’s his top?

Maybe he’s been going crazy on the figs while everyone has been in America!

Or maybe he’s been eating Jelena’s dinners - she’s still very slim

[Fizzywinegum]

Maybe I need to watch another match

[Raahh]

Jane he was a great player, Tomas. I think he was unlucky to be around when he was, because- rather like Ferrer, maybe, he was over shadowed always by the 'Big 3' and other players. And never quite got to the top.

Fizzy I am not liking the kits at the moment. Pastels are not good on clay.
I almost miss the bees.

I need to hunt down what Rafa is planning to wear for the season.

[JaneJeffer]

Maybe he’s been going crazy on the figs while everyone has been in America!

[JaneJeffer]

We'll need a new thread soon. Don't all rush at once!

[JaneJeffer]

MN is playing up a bit today for me.

[Raahh]

Your comments have prompted me to check out Djok -maybe he has shares in tubi gribs this year? first the fake hamstring/thigh thing, now his elbow?

I can't watch much more.

I'm going back to Fritz

[JaneJeffer]

Come on Lorenzo! Why is our Fabio there?

[JaneJeffer]

I think Lorenzo is channeling Lendl today.

[Raahh]

In doubles news - Joe Salisbury and Rajeev Ram look like they are about to lose. Not sure if Joe has been injured (or Ram) but since winning the WTFs, they have had a very poor year.

[Fizzywinegum]

Come on Lorenzo! Djok not happy!

[JaneJeffer]

Come on Lorenzo. Ignore his outbursts.

[JaneJeffer]

[Fizzywinegum]

I’ve done a new thread! I don’t know how to link to it though

[JaneJeffer]

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4784225-tennis-heading-into-the-clay-swing-monte-carlo-rome-paris-dont-forget-the-altitude-in-madrid

[Fizzywinegum]

Thanks Jane